Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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Top comments
ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
billbill357 0
lol @ 13.
aback 5
You don't want to marry someone that stupid, do you?
uncle41 0
give good oral and it shouldn't be an issue
nitro27x 2
First they change "I agree, your life is f@#%ed" to "I agree, your life sucks", now they change it from "sex" to "intimacy". What next?
stephsteph90 0
almost every girl fakes it at some point. she deserves it for not telling you sooner so you could do better lol
dinosaursmoo 0
BAAAAAHHAHAA organism
ctlovell 0
you should learn to ****!
DoomJeff91 2
What the hell is this "sex" that everyone keeps talking about?
ctlovell 0
HATE THE IDEA OF ORAL? THAT'S THE BEST PART DUDE!
plexico 4
Don't worry about it, sport, it's not going to happen to you anyways. Ever.
DoomJeff91 2
Good. I heard about this one guy trying to sex a Snapple bottle or something the other day and it didn't turn out too well.
plexico 4
No, DoomJeff, there is no such thing as sex (as far as you need to know). The guy was just trying to pee in the Snapple bottle. The only thing you should do with yoru penis is pee. That is why it is called a pee-nis.
DoomJeff91 2
Next time I'm sexing a girl, pee in her. Got it. Thanks man.
6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0
YDI for calling this an FML. All girls fake it.