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Naughty boy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I have to wear glasses for the first time in my life and my husband won’t stop pestering me because I now look like a librarian, which gets his nerd engine revving like mad. Don’t get me wrong, I’m liking the affection, and who doesn’t want sex more often, but not 2-3 times a day. FML

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Thursday 19 June 2025 22:49

Maybe you should try contact lenses, at least some days?

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 19 June 2025 22:49

Maybe you should try contact lenses, at least some days?

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