Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
tranekfny 0
women cant fake orgasms
lastdayinvegas 0
lol I've learned so much from this site Ty fml for teaching an underage child haha
drake_p 0
isn't that a given? lol
jiggles101 0
sorry did I miss something? Maybe I'm on the wrong site but last time I checked this was FML. Why don't you come back when you have an actual FML and until then just stick to iliketostaterandomfacts.com. It's got your kind of stories like "Today I had breakfast before lunch, and then you'll never guess what I did after that: I HAD SUPPER!!!! OMG. FML."
Fadakar 0
If she fakes it she cares.
highonlife77 0
A lot do. Don't sweat it. Plus your girlfriend is a bitch
icecreamdriveby 5
Ahaha I've never orgasmed from sex, and I've never faked it either.. I would be so embarrassed screaming in pretend ****** so I just say I've cum and that I'm really not obvious.
brunoisbeast 0
yikes
1234512345cj 0
Dude 4 words, GROW A BIGGER DICK!!!!!!
nickjamesyang 0
lol that sucks