Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
suicidalmashmelo 0
.....gahhh, why do people fake... it may save feelings at the time, but in the long run it will only turn into something bad (or being posted on a site like this xD)
Destinyx 0
hmmm, picture this though " A couple having sex, and person1 is really loud & into it, whilst person 2 only slightly. Person 1 then has a great ****** and collaspes from exhausted and whatever, person 2 is either left to just lay there, or carry on by themselves." That's what it would be like if someone didn't fake an ******. Imagine how bad person 1 would feel, and how bad yet frustrated person 2 would be. You see where i went with this i hope? :)
_THE_MASTER_ 0
lol this is the exact reason why I'm so glad that none of my ex gf's have faked. some of them hate me, loathe my existence, and they've even told me that they wish they could shatter my ego by saying they faked it, but couldn't, so no, that's not what it's like at all when one person doesn't fake it. that's what it's like when one person doesn't fake it when the other clearly has no idea what they're doing in bed. little clarification for you.
bmx5S5 0
lol
xTheBasicFlawx 0
Ugh! Same thing happened to me. Some girls just make you work, and sometimes there's nothing you can do. Don't worry about it. :) Chin up, dude.
Man_person 0
try harder and enjoy it
roflmfaoxD123 0
six for u dude get a bigger dick
campbellshayla73 0
my bf somehow knows when I am not enjoying something. I usually feel nervous if it's something new, but he helps me enjoy it. sry ur gf didn't tell u I'd feel really embarassed if that happened to me
fat_bastard_607 0
YDI. for not being able to make her squirt so you could tell.
22cute 17
How is this NOT a ydi? I mean did you ever ask what she wanted or liked?
Dilwann 27
You can know what she likes or wants and still not get her to cum. That's how some women work, man.
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
Well, then she's just being a bitch for doing that to you. But, ydi a little for not catching on earlier. I think there's a way to tell when a girl is faking it.