How does a guy fake an orgasm?

lotion and evaporated milk

Allow me to show you ;)

^ *Shudders*

19- are you talking to the zombie, pikachu, or the bunny? Let me rephrase that, do you enjoy necrophilia or bestiality?

19- Is that your orgasm face?

#3, it helps when the audience wants to be faked out.

I'm not a zombie just zombicidal

Is it wrong that, that really turned me on!?

In line with #1, if you have sex too often this is actually pretty common. You essentially teach your body to be at high levels of 'excitement' by having sex very often and/or for extremely long durations. This will de-sensitize your nerves down under, and will make it much harder to reach an orgasm. Try reducing the number of times you have sex each week to no more than 3-4. You might also want to stop masturbating. Also, if neither of you are sexually attracted to each other, it just might not happen.

3 - I know this is delayed and has been answered but in the FML she said she knew he faked it :P

82-you are an idiot

122 - you're the idiot. 82 had a comment filled with knowledge and insight. how in the hell does that make him or her (i didn't check) an idiot?

Better than no sex anytime.

FAIL -_-

2- See what happens when you try too hard?

Maybe op needs to suck...

The lesson, kids, is don't try. Because if you don't try, you don't fail. ... well at least that should apply to number 2.

sounds like a married couple

lol!!!1!!1!!!111!!!!!!111111111

that movie is hilarious

Cause relationships are all about sex right? Oh wait no they aren't.

It's people like you that make me want to punch people like you in the face.

Flexing black dude commenting on stuff... Smh. You need to sit down.

Hahaha your funny

Her funny what?

#93 woah what do you mean "people like you" ?

I didn't think you'd have a come back.. Guess I was right.

Well, if he faked it he wouldn't have finished. She would be able to tell the difference.

It's easy to fake an orgasm, but only during intercourse where she can't see your ejaculation. Just have to moan and shudder a bit. If you really aren't in to it, you're gonna go soft anyway. Been there. Done that. Drunk with an ugly chick.

or the guy could have be wearing a condom and made noises as if he was cuming, then when he pulled out the girl could have noticed there was no sperm in the condom. ever think about that?

"It's easy to fake an orgasm" That can be true, but I think you will notice it as a girl if there is no sperm leaving your body. Anyway, They both deserve it. No compassion from me, if you start to fake an orgasm because you are too afraid/lazy to work on your sex life and your spouse does the same, it's your own damn fault.