Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
whatido25 0
@14 I have no difficulties making chicks ******. they go when I do. it's a blessing I guess. lol
eastbaydad 0
it's because you have a small dick
MetalCraze 11
well its pretty much f her life not yours It digusts me we try to please guys in bed and they don't even try to please us If you cared about this person you would have at least tried to please her she is better off without your selfish ass
adwell90 0
What is the point of lying about it? It only hurts yourself. I personally tell my bf if he's not doing something right & I suggest things and techniques on how he can do it better. I love to ****** and I def. wouldn't stay in a relationship for a year without ever orgasming and lying to my bf about it. pshhh...srry OP but your gf is an idiot.
tradit03 0
at least she finally told u. but that's ghey if yall don't have a clear bedrum comm.
2200dtn 0
Try harder sport.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
That's actually good bc now you can talk to her about it and find out what youre doing wrong. Look at it as the glass is half full.
owotlarx 0
It's called the ********. Oh, and by the way, most women fake it because most of you men don't seem to care what is going on aside from your own business. I think it is hilarious when guys on here brag about being able to get a girl off - you have NO idea and I bet you get tons of fakes.
MIKENYC 0
ur bird is too small
SirAwesome 0
Girls who fake it are really stupid. Oh I'll show him; I'll deny myself pleasure!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Metalcraze you're a dumbfuck where did he say he never tried?? His girlfriend faked her orgasms, and she was obviously good enough at it to fool him. So as far as he was concerned, he WAS pleasing her. So **** you, you stupid assuming pompus bitch.