By Anonymous - 18/1/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset
  Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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  JennaNGood  |  21

Such a waste of a first comment... Just like OP's penis apparently...

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  Gearden  |  8

I don't see the point in lying about having an orgasm when you could communicate with your partner about what you like and don't like and hopefully have a real one.

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  israelnotjacob  |  20

Agreed. My fiancée couldn't reach orgasm during sex for a long time but never lied to me about it so I kept trying instead of thinking everything was good. Now I can give her 3 or more almost every time because we found our rhythm. I'm glad she let me know even though so we could make it work.

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  Ukeee_X  |  19

Not a problem I have myself (considerate & talented lover, yay!) but I understand sometimes no matter how hard a guy tries sometimes a girl just can't... And she doesn't want them to feel unaccomplished. Even though honesty is the best policy, I've never had to fake them. So I hope I'm making sense, but I could understand it being a women's fault not being able to finish, not just a dud partner. Situational.

By  xXxJaGsTeRxXx  |  11

Next time fake yours too!

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  arandomusernameaa  |  20

How can a guy fake an orgasm? silly billy...