Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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Flowtastic
| 16
Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish
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jnanderson
| 16
OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.
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bazookajoey
| 27
Zing!
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JennaNGood
| 21
Such a waste of a first comment... Just like OP's penis apparently...
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JulianaBlackburn
| 19
#8- Such a waste of a first reply to the first comment
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lengi123
| 18
Not only that, how was #8's comment supposed to make sense? Never heard of a penis being a waste unless it's on a guy who wants a sex change.
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Guardian88
| 21
Perhaps its not the tool but instead the vessel itself thats the problem
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Gearden
| 8
I don't see the point in lying about having an orgasm when you could communicate with your partner about what you like and don't like and hopefully have a real one.
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israelnotjacob
| 20
Agreed. My fiancée couldn't reach orgasm during sex for a long time but never lied to me about it so I kept trying instead of thinking everything was good. Now I can give her 3 or more almost every time because we found our rhythm. I'm glad she let me know even though so we could make it work.
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ironmany_fml
| 23
Or maybe she just started lying about it so as not to make you feel bad about it.
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Flowtastic
| 16
Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish
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jizzwold
| 21
Remember to apply aloe gel to burns, OP.
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FracturedMinds
| 21
Apply lotion to the burn instead, I have a feeling he isn't getting any for a while so might as well knock out two birds with one stone.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Yes, lotion w/ aloe, not KY Fire & Ice...
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pnutzmckracken
| 3
At least she was being honest.
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juwood
| 7
Except for the part where she faked her orgasms and essentially lied about them which is, you know, not very honest.
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Ukeee_X
| 19
Not a problem I have myself (considerate & talented lover, yay!) but I understand sometimes no matter how hard a guy tries sometimes a girl just can't... And she doesn't want them to feel unaccomplished. Even though honesty is the best policy, I've never had to fake them. So I hope I'm making sense, but I could understand it being a women's fault not being able to finish, not just a dud partner. Situational.
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mackdeezy
| 21
Could Have Been more empathetic, instead of pathetic.
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jnanderson
| 16
OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.
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jojimugo
| 20
Kinda like just cause she is screaming and moaning doesn't mean she is getting satisfied
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xXxJaGsTeRxXx
| 11
Next time fake yours too!
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Althaltefolie
| 13
Your name fits the nonsense in your comment perfectly.
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arandomusernameaa
| 20
How can a guy fake an orgasm? silly billy...
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applebramble
| 22
Yeah considering it's quite evident
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raininginseattle
| 9
You can fake it with a condom on if you get rid of the evidence right away.
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parism143
| 28
But you can't fake a limp dick, sorry to break it to you.
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apu_nahasapeemap
| 10
Guys, maybe 6 was referring to Kramer in Seinfeld! He said he faked it when he'd seen enough and just wanted to go to sleep.
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xerbrus
| 14
a guy can fake an orgasm just as easily as any woman especially if the woman is very unobservant
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miianah1
| 22
#20, you're one to talk.
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bubblyhayley
| 16
guys can definitely fake it...
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illinoiscentral
| 16
Someone you supposedly love is hurt; you judge it is not severe and therefore your response is.... "stop faking it". Wow. You should be a kindergarten teacher or something.
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roza043
| 14
You were kind of asking for it.
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lengi123
| 18
Then shut the hell up and click thumbs up
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FracturedMinds
| 21
41, this is FML. Using logic here is like telling people to stop with the shitty situation jokes.
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miianah1
| 22
#41, then why don't you shut the hell up and thumbs down?
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karlcolt45
| 19
time to hit a pharmacy. get her some icy hot and aleve for her hand, and a good burn cream for you
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SillyGirl4602
| 23
That was pretty insensitive of you op. Also, if she actually communicated with you during sex and told you what she liked then she wouldn't have to fake it.
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iwadasn
| 32
Seeing as she told him she was in pain and he ignored her, I'm not sure communicating with him during sex would have had much of an effect.