Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
FoundManyLemons 0
Not noticing? Seriously? Faking is easy. Ever see when Harry met Sally? Moan, groan, squeal, strain your face, clamp your vag. and there you go; you don't have to be Meryl Streep to impress someone who is in the throes of sex. There's no squirt at the end, no "evidence" as such, just an impression and your word. It's her fault for playing the "easy O," and now that she's come clean, they can work on making it happen for real.
Instag8r 0
next time stick it in her arse. there won't be no faking that emotion.
LovingCFK 8
who cares? she doesn't ******, but she still lets you **** her... so **** her! only don't feel any compulsion to last any length of time or do anything for her... she knows she's your cum dumpster, so treat her like it! this is about the farthest thing from a fml i've seen here...
it_pours 0
unless you're a really good faker =). I think it depends on the girl cause I'm a girl and just take a really long time. If i really like a guy and he's making me feel really good, I don't care if I actually come cause it just takes too damn long, so I fake it so they'll know I'm still feelin good and not feel bad. I don't fake it if they don't earn a good faking =)
dramakat11 0
Wow you are a jerk. Some men actually care about their girlfriend's pleasure. My bf says pleasing me is by far the most enjoyable aspect of sex for him.
SpasticTurnip 4
You must be shit in bed :') Most guys are... xD
lwdowda 0
Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Who cares
QuietRiots 0
Tell her you're upset she was lying all this time, but understand that many women (the number is disputed) don't ever (or often, again, disputed) achieve ****** during intercourse. Ask her what you can do to help. Make it clear it's important to you that she enjoys herself.
waitenr 0
There is this thing called a vibrator! Use it while you have sex. Most girls cant have orgasms during sex, BUT with the assistance of a vibrator, they can. Its the equivalent of only being able to ****** when a girl is giving you a bj, if she is also sucking your balls.
helpmeiamblind 0
Wow, YDI for being a horrible lay. L2Read body movement. It's not that hard to give a woman an ******. True story.
Destinyx 0
http://www.sexgodmethod.com/Female_Orgasm_Secrets.html This might help you =]