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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 September 2011 10:39 / Australia
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  poostool  |  5

Not really. Most orgasms are faked and are just as enjoyable as "real" ones anyhow. Once you are comfortable enough with your own body to fake an O, you can learn to fake squirting, which is even more fun.

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Poostool, not only is your "name" disgusting.. But you apparently can't read.. OP said she was masturbating, and faked an orgasm... In other words, she was lying to herself because she couldn't get herself to climax..

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  stro88  |  6

I'm pretty sure that stool understood the fml and was trying to be funny. Damn that is sad that you faked an orgasm on yourself. You must not be good if you can't even satisfy yourself.

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  ikickgingers  |  15

I laughed out loud. :D I've Never faked an orgasm with myself... I just quit at that point and hang out with the captain. Solo and vanilla sometimes just don't cut it, but Mr Morgan never let's you down.

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  Marcella1016  |  26

I don't understand why so many people fake it. If the sex is bad don't let your partner *think* they're good. I've never faked an O in my life, I'd rather teach you to please me. You O fakers seem to be satisfied with crappy sex if you let your partner think they're doing a good job...

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you fake it to boost their ego at first, and then they think they're good so then when you try to make them to do something you like they'll be confident and not think of it as a struggle. be like oh that feels good, but you know what feels the best... :) been there, done that ladies. try it out with your men

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  KaySL  |  24

That's good to know, uh... "Ohthestupidity." Sort of sums up your comment, doesn't it? But I digress - does your man know how you've been playing him with this awesome sex trick?

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  monnanon  |  13

They dont need that kind of ego boost. Luckily for us women foreplay can feel very good well before the orgasm. As long as you know that you are feeling good they will be happy but determined to get you up to the orgasm. There is never a need to fake it may boost their ego for a while but what if you are someone who never reaches an orgasm? Eventually they will know and feel worse.

By  sparkles0103  |  4

you obviously need to get laid. please stop playing online and.go get some ass.

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  that1guy1  |  13

Did you read the wrong FML? She said she was so disappointed with her sex life, most likely meaning her significant other sucks in bed. Therefore she already has someone she's "getting laid with."

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  fabechicken  |  0

I'm fatter

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  kiltsaresexy  |  4

I agree. As a woman, I find that faking only reinforces a guy to keep doing what he's doing because he thinks it gets you off. If you tell a guy what you like, he'll most likely do it. Sorry OP, but YDI.

By  tylersign  |  11

You need a man who knows what he's doing... *hint hint*

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  KaySL  |  24

Tylersign, you need a girlfriend. *hint hint* Though I get the feeling the day that happens will be the day your basement's raided by the FBI, all those midget sex slaves are set free, and you're thrown in jail for a long, long time, you sick little creature, you.

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  omfgfmlife  |  0

kids are so quick to be mean on the internet :o.. maye he was *hint hinting* about her getting a better sex partner. he didnt insinuate he was talking about himself (although idk if he is...) why the rapid hate before you even talk to someone? :S

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  KaySL  |  24

Because, believe it or not, some of us are decent judges of character, can interpret various social clues, and have some social situational awareness. And it's not "hate" - it's "controlled psychopathic rage". Don't make me book you in with Doc for a forced colectomy.

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