Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
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b5b0n36 27
well you did say she could, so I guess ydi?
IcedSapphire 27
Honestly, I've never seen the point of those things.
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Comments (292)
Evilmonkey585 3
On today's episode of "Things that never happened"...
johnspa 6
I hope it wasn't Charlie Sheen.
Rabite 28
Eskimo Brothers!
j3ebrules 13
Who, and if it's a one-time thing, why is this a bad thing?! You should be thrilled for her!
Vlen_fml 20
The worst part of posts like these is that the OP will most likely never reply, and even if they did, there's the chance that if the celebrity in question has any actual fame they could turn around and sue OP for public slander. I'm gonna side with OP as this sucks, because the celebrity cheat list is supposed to be a joke.
beckezfml 11
False rape claims are in the single digits and only 2 percent of rapists ever spend a day in jail. See RAINN.org. Feminism supports male and female victims. Please educate yourself, and stop hating women for not being sex slaves but autonomous people.
zykrithium 22
These kinds of lists are always murky since almost always one partner will think it's serious and the other will think it's a joke.
morgasshk 14
You're full of shit.
67ximpardisx221b 1
I don't suppose she got you on a radio show prior to the incident to get your blessing first?
RealChewyPiano 18
Congratulations you played yourself!