Yikes - FML

Yikes

By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 17:00

Today, while arguing with my husband, I asked him what was making him so angry. He threw a spoon at the kitchen floor and yelled, “I AM NOT ANGRY!!!!” FML

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k4tn3t0 3

Sunday 9 August 2020 0:39

does he need a snickers and a nap?

Raven_13 7

Friday 7 August 2020 15:12

Why?

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 6 August 2020 18:36

My guess is he is inventing a sport for people who are not athletic enough for Pickleball. It's seems very easy and would probably be popular with the Participation Trophy crowd.

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Thursday 6 August 2020 18:41

WAS IT A PLASTIC SPOON OR METAL SPOON ?!? ARGHHHHH!!!!!!

genuinegoodguy 9

Thursday 6 August 2020 23:30

I know why he’s angry.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Friday 7 August 2020 1:29

Said Bruce, seconds before his skin began turning green.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Friday 7 August 2020 1:50

divorce him before he throws you though a wall

pjsr 32

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Friday 7 August 2020 3:07

He’s right, you know. An angry man would have thrown a fork or knife.

Raven_13 7

Friday 7 August 2020 15:12

Why?

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Friday 7 August 2020 19:15

"...Yeah, you TOTALLY convinced me." /s

k4tn3t0 3

Sunday 9 August 2020 0:39

does he need a snickers and a nap?

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