By tax-man /
Saturday 2 March 2013 02:35 /
United States - Chapin
laden_swallow09
mr
-
34 Badges
-
3228 Comments
-
6975 Visits
-
1016 Favorites
They updated the App, so I can read my hate mail! Yay!
I really wish I could take back some of my FYL or YDI votes, since I tend to miss the button I'm aiming for. And why did they replace the YDI button with this stupid "Glad It Wasn't Me" bullshit? Making FML a more friendly and PC place? I dun geddit. Speaking of PC, this website is ageist against the elderly! Try changing your birthday and see what happens when you say you're born before 1936.
I like to point out stupidity whenever I see it, but that's likely why you're here on my profile, innit?
"It's now very common for them to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that,' as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning. It has no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?" – Stephen Fry, actor/comedian
If you're thinking about getting an iPhone 6/+, don't. They're way too big.
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot…
HEIL, SPELLCHECK!
-
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Friendless, or not going out tonight?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year! -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML
By heallven /
Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 /
France - Ostricourt
By Master Debater - /
Friday 1 February 2013 11:05 /
Australia