By momac86 - 19/01/2015 06:34 - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
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ajs1987 15

Your day just took a sharp turn for the worst

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Rosebudx 32

Sew it goes.

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Rosebudx 32

Sew it goes.

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mif_fml 27

That needle sounds like a prick.

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Pleonasm 35
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It seams that these puns have left me in stitches, I'm not even knitting.

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JMichael 25

Well I sure hope OP gets the point.

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ajs1987 15

Your day just took a sharp turn for the worst

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kingcaper817 14
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Happened to me once. It really sucks hope u feel better op

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randomname98 22
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My mom had a sewing needle go through her foot. It went in a spot that she didn't notice for about a month, until I almost performed minor surgery and pulled it out. She ended up needing surgery to get it out.

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badluckalex 23

I'm pretty sure you would feel a sewing needle stabbing your foot every time you took a step

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Killswitchknot 20
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And i thought stubbing your toe hurt...i can't imagine how op felt.

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skeletcn 21
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you know what they say; you reap what you 'sew.'

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strugglingatlife 14
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Oh god! Im so sorry to hear that!! :(

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yeti37 16
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Could've been worse: a Lego.

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Pleonasm 35
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Lego block+needle= ???

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xninix_fml 36

@14 The worst pain in the world.

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Radgears47 23
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Don't even joke about that!

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Exodiafinder687 58
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At least you didn't lose your big toe in the carpet and find it with a sewing needle. *shrugs*

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wondercat40 28
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Ouch! My mom did that once with a rusty needle, she had to get a Tinnitus shot.

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laughwhenyou 7
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Tetanus....tinnitus is ringing in the ears...

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wondercat40 28
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Ah! You're right, my mistake.

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whtevrzxx 3
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Happened to me too, it hurts.. A lot

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