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The illustrated FMLs
By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
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By  Anony_fml  |  6

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  TheNinjaCat  |  8

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  Jonny_Trump  |  6

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By  skatingweasel  |  6

that sucks. I would've said i was about to finish earlier to see what she would have done. But thats fucked up. Ill be watching to see the "Today, the girl i had drunken sex with a while ago who wrapped her legs around me told me she was pregnant. FML" Yeah, Il be waiting on one like that

By  spaghetti_fml  |  24

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  amandasoushek  |  24

1809, No, precum contains small amounts of live sperm... This thread just shows that schools need better sex Ed programs! Pulling out is not an effective form of birth control! The chances of getting pregnant off of precum is less than normal, but it is still a possibility and it happens all the time.

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  PRimAl_HUnt3r  |  25

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  kkris10  |  25

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  dralven  |  25

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  Nooo_fml  |  25

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  onigiriqueen  |  25

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  iplayrugby18  |  25

Technically she's right...I see a lot of people commenting on how long sperm lives inside the human body. Technically a woman can get pregnant any time of the month IF the sperm lives long enough to fertilize the egg. The textbook you're reading or have read unfortunately might be out of date or their facts are flat out wrong (possibly why we have an on going problem of teenage pregnancies in the world). They are getting false information like you have read. Depending on the source I've seen books state sperm can live inside the human body for 3-5 days. I would imagine this depends on multiple factors such as vaginal pH, protection type, ect. When people cant get facts to line up correctly...just wear a condom.

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now after reading this comment and the one adobe I'm scared of having a child of my own in the future... and i'm thinking that its too hard to get a woman knocked up... seriously you guys were too technically on your comments... no offenses... but they were also smart and I can see you researched first.... IMO this guy of the fml is so fucked up that I want to see a continuation of this fml like today, my son was born... he is alive because I had drunk and unprotected sex with his mom.... btw excuse me... my English it's a little bit rusty

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  stewie1744  |  25

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  amazinggbaby  |  25

you CAN get pregnant without ovulating but I think the point these people are trying to make are that there's a slimmer chance of it. if you could get pregnant at any time you wanted why would couples have to try and plan for even months sometimes?

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  AmandaBoo2122  |  25

you people are dumb. obviously you haven't seen 16 and pregnant lmao. you honestly think you can't get knocked up just bc it's a certain day of the month. my cousin thought so too and now she has a 13 year old son. Haha, do some research.

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  BoColors  |  25

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  caaklove  |  25

I got pregnant the day after my period. I was not ovulating and he even pulled out. plus I took a plan b pill the day after. and was on medication that risks the life of a potential child. it was my first time ever having sex. my son is 8 months old today and perfectly healthy. don't tell me you can't get pregnant at any time no matter what the circumstances are. my boy is a scientific miracle and my pride and joy!

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  jooliaboolia  |  25

that's definitely not true. girls can get pregnant during any time of the month, even on their period. what you're talking about is ovulation, and all it does is make her twice ad fertile.

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  Sk8er951  |  25

thank you for proving every dumb fuck wrong, "you can only get pregnant on 2 or 3 days of the month" everyone who thinks that are really fucking dumb. They should look it up and make themselves feel like they're stupid cuz they are

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  Montjo  |  25

You can only get pregnant when an egg is present and in the right place, which is only for a few days each month, and even then you might not get pregnant

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  joeyl1990  |  25

I wish this was a current FML so we could educate people here. There are only 2 or 3 days a month a woman can get pregnant and only about 4 or 5 days that sex can reault in pregnancy (since sperm can live inside the body for several days). There is even a contraceptive method using the ovulation cycle and can be 96% effective. Googleing this before replying would have been the way to go. It takes 30 seconds and is quickly confirmed.

By  missdarcy_fml  |  7

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