Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Top comments
Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
cygnus12345 0
*just realized jandersoniii was joking the whole time* FOL(FourL)
vostro_candy 0
heh, i love that smell too. XD KIDDING. seriously, get some vagiclean in there.
lovely997 0
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PsychoX 0
177, yes, I just realized this too. This was hilarious. A fantastic relief of boredom and an awesome thread. @OP: I hear wire brushes work well for cleaning down their for both genders. But if you have to use a sawzall, take the blade off first, it WILL cut rubber if you don't.
icallshenanigans_fml 0
jandersonii: seriously all sex is rape? Thats by far the craziest thing I've ever heard! If all sex is man raping woman how do i have a higher sex drive than my boyfriend! The more the better! And I love every second of it! Not to mention the 'birthing'... First... all women's bodies were designed to have babies, men... not so much, let alone the amazing connection it allows between the mother and the baby. I have a baby and labor... ITS NOT THAT BAD. Have a kid and you'll understand how amazing and remarkable it is. Shut up and have some fun ******* sex. Don't get all feminist because you're fat and cant get a fulfilling relationship.
BaldOuting 0
let's hope he was teasing you.
karma_89812 0
lol @ 176. nice to see some people have a sense of humor still without getting offended :) though i agree its like jerry springer text edition
ryan__h 1
@ jandersoniii 1. You are an idiot 2. A man can be raped by a woman
HeartlessxBitch 0
131 ftw! HAHAHAHA!
allialliboballi 0
Geezzee people here can be really uptight. Sometimes even clean vaginas have a scent...its called BEING HUMAN. Acting like these things don't affect you wont make it any less true when the next person licks your vag. Just sayyyin.