Love: Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see... - FML

By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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shaar_fml 33

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:40

Charming..

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:45

Q: When will flatulence no longer be funny? A: Never.

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4funzies 13

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:39

Aw, that stinks!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 15 July 2014 16:21

"Love Stinks, yeah yeah"

asnakelovinbabe 16

Tuesday 15 July 2014 21:05

^my daughter has a little skunk that sings that tune. She plays it over and over and over. Just reading that sentence made me want to reflexively grab it and throw it across the room.

TheBookWyrm 18

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:11

Why did everybody downvote this? It's great!

Nosrebor 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:21

FML has a policy against cheesy puns.

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:29

Reminds me of the movie Ted...

ao9s7yashdun 7

Thursday 17 July 2014 17:20

I don't understand the sense of humor on fmylife. I thought this was perfect.

IStoleTheCookies 16

Friday 18 July 2014 4:40

Actually sounds like a fun guy :) i know it maybe wasn't the correct setting, but i bet you had a good laugh about it :D

shaar_fml 33

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:40

Charming..

football98_fml 20

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:53

He's a keeper

maharb01 17

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:40

bask in the ambiance!

filterpiece23 17

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:40

The silent killer strikes again.

TM24D 15

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:40

Classy.

A1BROS 4

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:42

That's kind of funny but at the same time it's really not. It's rude and disrespectful, and I'd never do that while having dinner with a girl.

jazzy_123 20

Tuesday 15 July 2014 21:26

oh just wait till you're with a girl for a while. It always happens. Who knows, she might be the first to start.

syed121417 22

Thursday 17 July 2014 4:59

My boyfriend and I fart in front of each other. It's different when it's a long term relationship in which you're comfortable in

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:43

Nice.

Capt_Obvious 11

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:43

The way to a man'a heart is through his stomach, and unfortunately farting comes not long after. Embrace the fart and he will love you!

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:45

Q: When will flatulence no longer be funny? A: Never.

stephers444 17

Tuesday 15 July 2014 14:48

Guys can be so immature at times but we love them anyways

JMichael 25

Tuesday 15 July 2014 15:55

Haha yes. Yes you do.

MortenM 17

Tuesday 15 July 2014 22:23

Immature or hilarious. Fine line for some, but I find it great fun.

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Aujourd'hui, un vendeur de système de chauffage sonne à ma porte et me demande si mon mari est là. Lui répondant que non, il me dit : "Alors ça ne sert à rien que je reste, vous ne comprendrez pas." VDM

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Aujourd'hui, assuré d'être seul dans mon appart, je pose une pêche monumentale et bruyante dans mes toilettes situées en face de l'entrée, nu et porte ouverte. C'est le moment qu'a choisi la nouvelle petite amie de mon coloc' pour débarquer à l'improviste chez nous. VDM

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Today, a nasty brat at the restaurant finally tripped up while running around uncontrollably, and hurt himself. I commented to my wife that "karma finally struck." The brat's mom heard me and threw my keys into the kids' ball pit. It’s been over an hour and even the bar staff can’t find my damn keys. FML

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Today, I bought an iPhone SE, so my mom decided to sell my old iPhone 5 on Craigslist. Since the 5 and SE look exactly the same, she ended up selling my SE instead of the 5 for $100. The buyer refuses to give it back. FML

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Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

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Today, I woke up to the realization that the 2-hour nap I wanted to take before I went out with my friends last night was actually a 12-hour nap. I missed everything. FML

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Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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