By KaiyaOtaku1 - United States - Seattle
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
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^my daughter has a little skunk that sings that tune. She plays it over and over and over. Just reading that sentence made me want to reflexively grab it and throw it across the room.