Us guys can never catch a break huh?

No, we can't....

Attempt to compliment her?
Is that a rare occurrence for you?

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

nice one mate!

Well, maybe he's not really one to describe his feelings or anything that's so much as related to feelings and got nervous?

I'm a native English speaker, and although I've never screwed up THAT badly, I've heard some pretty dumb stuff come out of my mouth when it sounded good in my head. Some people just can't words good.

aww thats kindof awkward =/ sorry about that, man!

With all due respect, you're a douchebag :)

that sucks

lmao maybe you should keep your mouth shut for a while :D

You're not very smart, are you?

Hm. I'm assuming you over-thought this... or maybe you even used a thesaurus to form that compliment.
Next time, try "You smell good."

And I agree with #2. You don't seem like you have the English language mastered.

weird choice of the word

thats rough bro, i not exactly ricco sauvé but really? you should have rethought that one.