Love: Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I...

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:11

Us guys can never catch a break huh?

DeepfriedT 1

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Saturday 4 September 2010 6:44

No, we can't....

Whytetrash 21

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Tuesday 6 November 2012 0:15

Attempt to compliment her? Is that a rare occurrence for you?

Crabby 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:12

So I take it English isn't your first language? Why would anyone use the word "stench"? to "lovingly" describe someone?

omgpewpewlazersp 0

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Friday 14 May 2010 17:22

nice one mate!

xNephilim 18

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Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:49

Well, maybe he's not really one to describe his feelings or anything that's so much as related to feelings and got nervous?

CaroAurelia 12

Thursday 27 November 2014 15:49

I'm a native English speaker, and although I've never screwed up THAT badly, I've heard some pretty dumb stuff come out of my mouth when it sounded good in my head. Some people just can't words good.

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:13

aww thats kindof awkward =/ sorry about that, man!

Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

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Saturday 14 March 2009 16:14

With all due respect, you're a douchebag :)

buttlove69 0

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Saturday 14 March 2009 16:16

that sucks

mothafucka_fml 0

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Saturday 14 March 2009 16:16

lmao maybe you should keep your mouth shut for a while :D

jet_fml 0

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Saturday 14 March 2009 16:18

You're not very smart, are you?

HelloFlower 0

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Saturday 14 March 2009 16:19

Hm. I'm assuming you over-thought this... or maybe you even used a thesaurus to form that compliment. Next time, try "You smell good." And I agree with #2. You don't seem like you have the English language mastered.