Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.
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saIty
| 17
Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.
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evelynn_319
| 5
WTF thts creepy
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bthomas0319
| 2
It's better than him sniffing something else(;
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atthegates
| 0
Sniff him, see what he does
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Does he show dominance like a dog too? ^_-
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Pixxio_O
| 11
Pull a strand of his hair out at a daily basis
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
am I the only one that thinks this is kind of cute? It's like when a girl wants to wear her boyfriends hoodie all the time because it has his scent on it(:
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LaughinStock
| 16
32 I know what u mean but what the bf does is kinda creepy
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Retrain him, start with whips.
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2ndSucks
| 15
Yeah you can usually smell someone without physically leaning over and sniffing them.
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Yngve_fml
| 9
Dump on spot.
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toastyjustice
| 5
Wait till the humping phase starts.
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ktateprado
| 0
Bite his nose off.
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flockz
| 19
the boy's hungry.
roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give him an hour girl. win win.
roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give him an hour girl. win win.
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TheRealHouse
| 7
I do that too.. along with random gyrating.. it's just being fun and funny.. unless he actually looks and seems creepy when doing it.. then it's just, well, creepy
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fthislyfe
| 22
reminded me of robin's boyfriend who was actually a dog :)))
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Futacy
| 29
just put a doggie cone on his head
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tatababe
| 1
Awe at least it will be easy to make friends at the dog park
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scrapmetal58
| 9
Time to take him to the vet to get neutered.
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MaximilianMarche
| 0
nice
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
Sniffs you like a dog? Does that mean he sniffs your ass?
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andy_l
| 14
Does he shit on the fire escape too?
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PutItIn
| 8
Maybe he is a werewolf. O.o
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Thatcow
| 5
sorry when someone said take a dump on him it bought up the memory of the underpass signs saying no dumping. I thought they meant no pooping under there....
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samammynanny
| 0
Hahaha saying what the fuck is like saying what te sex!
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transfat
| 0
haha?
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eshhayz
| 0
at least he doesn't stick his nose in your meaty pussy and take a large inhale (4-5 seconds ). always makes me high for hours when I do that :(
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rubberduckss
| 0
so?
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frecktured
| 14
Maybe his job is a Snoopy mascot?
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Wozuh
| 5
Ha ha no.
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ktateprado
| 0
More like a snoop dog mascot.
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kings1fan
| 6
Your guys jokes suck
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ktateprado
| 0
The kings suck^
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dragonstrike94
| 8
I'm so scared this might be about me Dx pr maybe the right word is worried
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TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.
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birdofparadise
| 16
Exactly what I was thinking.
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purpleninjaa
| 0
Lmfao
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ktateprado
| 0
He treats his bitch nice.
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Soloman212
| 28
He was trying to indirectly give you this message, as to not upset you.
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Burkamus
| 0
Well, he WAS raised by the local dogs...
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zozohearts
| 0
Maybe he's trying to tell you something...
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beanstar11
| 5
Maybe he thinks you smell delicious?
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Iwashere12345
| 0
I think that would be even more alarming O.o
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saIty
| 17
Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.
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Superflykid
| 5
Hahaha
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SupahAsian
| 4
After that he'll start humping your ass in public.
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ninjaghost2013
| 0
Just give him some dog biscuits and tell him to get down
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graydragon95
| 0
Bark at him...
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rnath23
| 4
spray his nose with a water bottle until he learns not to do it.