By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

saIty 17

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.


WTF thts creepy

bthomas0319 2

It's better than him sniffing something else(;

Sniff him, see what he does

Does he show dominance like a dog too? ^_-

Pixxio_O 11

Pull a strand of his hair out at a daily basis

LiveLaughFML 10

am I the only one that thinks this is kind of cute? It's like when a girl wants to wear her boyfriends hoodie all the time because it has his scent on it(:

32 I know what u mean but what the bf does is kinda creepy

Retrain him, start with whips.

2ndSucks 15

Yeah you can usually smell someone without physically leaning over and sniffing them.

Dump on spot.

Wait till the humping phase starts.

Bite his nose off.

flockz 19

the boy's hungry. roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give him an hour girl. win win.

TheRealHouse 7

I do that too.. along with random gyrating.. it's just being fun and funny.. unless he actually looks and seems creepy when doing it.. then it's just, well, creepy

fthislyfe 22

reminded me of robin's boyfriend who was actually a dog :)))

just put a doggie cone on his head

Awe at least it will be easy to make friends at the dog park

Time to take him to the vet to get neutered.

MaximilianMarche 0


Sniffs you like a dog? Does that mean he sniffs your ass?

andy_l 14

Does he shit on the fire escape too?

Maybe he is a werewolf. O.o

sorry when someone said take a dump on him it bought up the memory of the underpass signs saying no dumping. I thought they meant no pooping under there....

Hahaha saying what the fuck is like saying what te sex!

at least he doesn't stick his nose in your meaty pussy and take a large inhale (4-5 seconds ). always makes me high for hours when I do that :(

Maybe his job is a Snoopy mascot?

Ha ha no.

More like a snoop dog mascot.

kings1fan 6

Your guys jokes suck

The kings suck^

dragonstrike94 8

I'm so scared this might be about me Dx pr maybe the right word is worried

TaylorTotsYumm 10

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

Exactly what I was thinking.

He treats his bitch nice.

He was trying to indirectly give you this message, as to not upset you.

Well, he WAS raised by the local dogs...

Maybe he's trying to tell you something...

beanstar11 5

Maybe he thinks you smell delicious?

Iwashere12345 0

I think that would be even more alarming O.o

saIty 17

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

SupahAsian 4

After that he'll start humping your ass in public.

Just give him some dog biscuits and tell him to get down

Bark at him...

spray his nose with a water bottle until he learns not to do it.