By antiqued - 20/12/2012 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
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When I was 15 I was placed in a home for girls that did not behave. This one girl got mad and poured bleach in my friend's fish tank, so I replaced half her conditioner with Nair. She had a history of making things up and was sent to the psych ward a few times do when she ran around the place screaming her head was on fire, she only got yelled at.
Most people use plastic bags when that sort of thing happens. OP, I question your common sense.
Roommate + unlocked bathroom door = prank. The simplest of equations. He might not have expected flour to be thrown on him but he should've known something was going to happen. It's like that old saying of Grampa's: "If you wave your naked pooter at a horny man, you're gonna get fucked". I loved my Grampa. He always knew just what to say.
All of you batter stop now, or I'm going to turn you into donuts and eat the hole pun crew. But just to make sure you're really done this pun game, your curfews are now also at leaven o'clock. You certainly have the skillet takes to make good puns, but you have mushroom for improvement.
Dang. What assholes. Oops. Did I say that? Heh, they're casseroles. Anybody is going to want them as roomies cause they're delicious. Such casseroles. *reference to previous FML