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Try locking the door.
Some bathrooms don't have locks
Then stick a knife in the door frame. My point was, do something, anything, whatever it takes to get some privacy. His roommate sounds like an asshole and he needs to help himself or it's just gonna keep happening.
19 - You make it sound like he's trying to escape an ax murderer. I don't think OP predicted anything like this would have happened (I highly doubt you would have, either).
I know that anytime you have a roommate, you'd damn well better take precautions whenever you're going to be in a compromising position. Common sense dictates that you always guard your self because nobody else will.
36- Gee, somebody's cynical.
I know some doors don't have/come with locks but often wonder, why people chose not to install them? It's an easy fix to have added privacy. I've even installed a few myself.
Because he probably doesn't own his apartment, and some leases don't allow you to do things like put locks on the doors?
Holy shit guys, we got a regular James Bond in #36. I would think that you wouldn't have to "protect yourself" in your own living space. Especially the restroom. AKA Room of rest.
You shouldn't wear fur. This is the result. (Sarcasm)
Yeah, if I was OP I'd try to move out.
Go replace his shampoo with Nair
Or perhaps itching powder on their sheets?
Steal their phones and replace each of the contacts with a baking ingredient, and clear all text/call history. Fun times!
When I was 15 I was placed in a home for girls that did not behave. This one girl got mad and poured bleach in my friend's fish tank, so I replaced half her conditioner with Nair. She had a history of making things up and was sent to the psych ward a few times do when she ran around the place screaming her head was on fire, she only got yelled at.
66... I think.. I might be afraid of you..
Go into their phones and set it to autocorrect common words to various genital references
Most people use plastic bags when that sort of thing happens. OP, I question your common sense.
15-yes, but still, when people can't get their arm wet, just to be absolutely sure, they usually wrap it in plastic.
What a hassle-- especially when bathing daily. Sticking your arm out of the bathtub should work just as well. (: but only if you don't have roommates like the OP's.
Roommate + unlocked bathroom door = prank. The simplest of equations. He might not have expected flour to be thrown on him but he should've known something was going to happen. It's like that old saying of Grampa's: "If you wave your naked pooter at a horny man, you're gonna get ******". I loved my Grampa. He always knew just what to say.
I don't know what a pooter is, but that saying sounds really rape-y.
I wanted to find a pun, but these people just raise the flour for shitty friends. I hope you don't have to deal with these people again, at yeast.
Flour power!
Didn't you know it was "World's largest pancake" day? Hopefully they saw you before they got on to the eggs!
MY DIGNITYYYY!
Dinkleberg!
But first OP would knead to pay legal fees, right?
These friends and their half-baked ideas really piss me off, I wish they could be charged with batter-y but these in-breads will probably get away wheat it.
(We're on a Roll, perdix)
All of you batter stop now, or I'm going to turn you into donuts and eat the hole pun crew. But just to make sure you're really done this pun game, your curfews are now also at leaven o'clock. You certainly have the skillet takes to make good puns, but you have mushroom for improvement.
Sorry did that roux-in it? Or is the heat now on?
I like that kind of arragements: 33% of what the person gets. But I don't like suing doctors...you never know who will have ro take care of you in an emergency. ;-)
Dang. What assholes. Oops. Did I say that? Heh, they're casseroles. Anybody is going to want them as roomies cause they're delicious. Such casseroles. *reference to previous FML
How far back is "previous"?! It's been 5 minutes and I'm still searching for that casserole FML.... Oh! There isn't one, is there? You're mean :(
They may be casseroles, but at yeast their intentions were just to spice up OP's life.
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Try locking the door.
Your roommates sound like assholes.