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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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Same thing different taste

To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

kahaari 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:03

three words? clean. your. vag.

Comments

bob123456_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:52

hey #23 did you know that 73.9% of all statistics are made up? how do we know you aren't making that one up too?

beautyisahorse 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:53

Ummm...I don't think it's supposed to smell like fish. You're nasty.

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:57

You may wanna clean down there... But he was most likely just joking

HeartlessxBitch 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:57

according to statistics, statistics are bullshit 95% of the time... XDDDD btw. all the guys complaining that a ****** that smells ANYTHING other than rosie means it's unclean, has never been with a woman. XP

Dante167 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:00

LMAO omg you guys are HILARIOUS how youre makin fun of Jandersoniii, but honestly that girl needs to calm the f*ck down. But on a Serious note to the OP: You should him a favor and try to freshen up down there, I mean honestly would you want to go down on your boyfriend if he hadn't washed down there in a while and it smelled like sh*t and wasnt clean?

genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:02

**** your life because your boyfriend doesn't mind what you smell like down there? Please, get over yourself.

_pk_ 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:09

Well I've heard guys constantly making jokes about how girls are supposed to smell like fish. That's stupid, 'cause unless you really have something bad going on there, you shouldn't have an awful smell. But maybe he didn't mean it and just stuck to the cliche.

sallay 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:10

#81 = pure win.

dmmd8686 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:11

@#23 - 10 million each second? By those figures, every woman on the planet would be beaten every 3 days (unless some men are really busy...)! Don't make up BS statistics to feel good about yourself on an FML comment thread...you fail.