Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Top comments
Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
TheMongoose333 0
It never ceases to amaze me how much vag smell is talked about, yet most guys have their own smell too, and its not always great either, but you don't hear about it as much. Maybe next time someone trys to make you feel bad about it, OP, you can inform them about their own odor in a not so nice way. That will probably shut them up.
justeuneillusion 0
Fishy ****** stirred up a whole lot of rage here ! Fishy ****** FTW !
Jessaly_fml 0
...seductive voice? Is your boyfriend turned on by dirty vaginas?! Also, I agree with #227, women are always targeted if they smell or look bad, never men because women are just expected to be the perfect sexual objects for men.
rustyrox 0
Mmm some guys just really know how to make a lady swoon...
Feebz_fml 0
@66: "you say "YOUR HUSBAND CAN'T POSSIBLY RAPE YOU!!!!!"... That's totally wrong. I am not saying that all cases are similar, but some marriages are just messed up. When a man beats hiw wife/girlfriend, do you really think it's by love? Do you really think that a woman who gets her nose broken or who is thrown against a wall does want to have sex with her asshole of a husband/boyfriend? I am not saying that any sex intercourse are rape, absolutely not. But conjugal violences, including forced sex, are a reality. About the FML, indeed a little bit of hygien could be a good thing. But even a clean vag has its own smell! Moreover before or after having had sex! And it's the same for men too... The smell of their penis at the end of the day is not really attractive...
judgeymcjudge 0
I cannot believe I missed #23's post of trolly goodness -.- But the many, many responses to it give me enough of an idea XD Awesome fun.
gargon 0
well... at least he was honest
Gorillazbmx6 0
I think he was just messing around with you but wash your filty vag. lol
kewl92 0
okay seriously eww that's ******* discusting. YDI
voveraite 7
So I made an account only to be able to comment on this. Do any of you make the distinction between "fresh fish smell" and "rotten fish smell"? I doubt that an AQUARIUM can smell of *rotten* fish. And for someone to smell of fresh fish down there (assuming they shower regularly) is absolutely natural and quite appealing, given the fact *pheromones* are released in that odor. So if the BF said it to you seductively OP, it is because he might honestly enjoy it. Long live fresh fish and sushi ! :D