FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken."...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By isoheartcaitlin - / Tuesday 25 August 2009 03:34 / United States

Love

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By lolzRaptor | 1

#513645 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:20

Totally fuck your life, out of everything on this website of misfortunes, unpleasant events and encounters, your life is the most fucked up. You must be extremely miserable, I feel deeply sorry that you had sexual intercourse various times, and then ended up having a smell of chicken linger around you. /sarcasm

By onlysoph | 0

#513619 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:11

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

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By Exhumed91 | 0

#513600 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:02

first and i'm ripped!!

genius_man16 | 0

#514119 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:07

*frantically presses the 'SO WHAT?' button*

Ox_Baker | 0

#514401 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 06:26

This is such a stupid FML.

The_Chuck_Norris | 0

#515038 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 11:24

maybe he wants a CHICKEN SANDWICH? go fetch him one

zachbredberg | 0

#515439 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 02:34

omnomnomnom, sammiches! :D

fezzaza | 0

#967629 - Thursday 25 March 2010 02:46

omnomomomomom indeedd:D

enave | 0

#989047 - Friday 7 May 2010 04:01

in soviet Russia chicken smells you

xBloodTears | 0

#1002222 - Saturday 22 May 2010 01:38

YDI for not being in the kitchen where you belong.

Monkeybutt1 | 0

#2175835 - Sunday 13 March 2011 02:58

Wow thats really an asshole thing to say

TJ10 | 0

#2238130 - Friday 25 March 2011 05:30

lmfao at the soviet Russia comment

falon142012 | 22

#4220827 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 06:08

in Soviet Russia, ass laughs YOU off!

kellandj2019 | 7

#4421752 - Friday 11 May 2012 11:27

you're the worst person ever. that's so sexist and such a stereotype

By hannahMlover_not | 0

#513601 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:02

so he said u smelled like chicken.....?

canucksrule88 | 0

#514681 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 08:44

no.......nobody said the girl smelled like chicken he just smelled chicken...maybe the neighbors had a bbq :)

Lone_Wolf_099 | 5

#987946 - Monday 3 May 2010 11:19

unless its fish

By stizzuh | 0

#513608 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:04

stupid...

Underwhelmed | 0

#514062 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 03:39

Yeah, there really needs to be a third option other than FYL and YDI. The third option needs to be "stfu and stop wallowing in self pity."

foreverhis | 4

#977890 - Sunday 11 April 2010 05:21

agreed.

By laughingperson5 | 0

#513610 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:05

WTF.

Nosrebor | 8

#3110434 - Monday 15 August 2011 04:54

LEROY!! JENKINS!! sorry... That's what it made me think of... :P

By scarlett29 | 0

#513614 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:08

That's odd.

azreal_13 | 0

#814842 - Monday 1 February 2010 06:34

lolz romantic scean fail

Daft_Punk709 | 0

#1216615 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 09:38

scene*

By onlysoph | 0

#513619 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:11

I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people

damnablefate | 0

#513653 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:26

Agreed.

By simplyn2deep | 2

#513630 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:14

either you need to stop bathing in chicken broth, or that was his way of telling you that he's hungry. I'm jus' sayin'

Tori_xoxo | 0

#516010 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 08:47

Lawl. XD

By idratherbewrestl | 0

#513637 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:17

what happened to old school fml? back when they were funny and less emo and whiny

By hk_fml | 9

#513640 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:18

Ew. Smelling like chicken is not attractive. I really hope it wasnt you he was talking about. Maybe he was hungry?

By hi_derrrr | 0

#513642 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:18

he was obviously joking around... FYL, cause it must suck not to have a sense of humor. :|.

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