Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Exhumed91
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first and i'm ripped!!
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genius_man16
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*frantically presses the 'SO WHAT?' button*
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Ox_Baker
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This is such a stupid FML.
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The_Chuck_Norris
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maybe he wants a CHICKEN SANDWICH? go fetch him one
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zachbredberg
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omnomnomnom, sammiches! :D
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fezzaza
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omnomomomomom indeedd:D
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enave
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in soviet Russia chicken smells you
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xBloodTears
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YDI for not being in the kitchen where you belong.
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Monkeybutt1
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Wow thats really an asshole thing to say
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TJ10
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lmfao at the soviet Russia comment
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falon142012
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in Soviet Russia, ass laughs YOU off!
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kellandj2019
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you're the worst person ever. that's so sexist and such a stereotype
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hannahMlover_not
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so he said u smelled like chicken.....?
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canucksrule88
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no.......nobody said the girl smelled like chicken
he just smelled chicken...maybe the neighbors had a bbq :)
he just smelled chicken...maybe the neighbors had a bbq :)
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Lone_Wolf_099
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unless its fish
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stizzuh
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stupid...
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Underwhelmed
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Yeah, there really needs to be a third option other than FYL and YDI. The third option needs to be "stfu and stop wallowing in self pity."
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foreverhis
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agreed.
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laughingperson5
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WTF.
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Nosrebor
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LEROY!! JENKINS!!
sorry... That's what it made me think of... :P
sorry... That's what it made me think of... :P
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scarlett29
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That's odd.
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azreal_13
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lolz romantic scean fail
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Daft_Punk709
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scene*
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onlysoph
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I am officially over these kinds of FML's. Move on people
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damnablefate
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Agreed.
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simplyn2deep
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either you need to stop bathing in chicken broth, or that was his way of telling you that he's hungry.
I'm jus' sayin'
I'm jus' sayin'
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Tori_xoxo
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Lawl. XD
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idratherbewrestl
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what happened to old school fml? back when they were funny and less emo and whiny
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hk_fml
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Ew. Smelling like chicken is not attractive. I really hope it wasnt you he was talking about.
Maybe he was hungry?
Maybe he was hungry?
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hi_derrrr
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he was obviously joking around... FYL, cause it must suck not to have a sense of humor. :|.
/sarcasm