Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Top comments
Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
audax 0
A blind man walks to the fish market, takes a deep breath, and says, "Hello ladies!"
speedydrumstix 0
#238 is right. there is a difference. if it smelled like rotten fish there would be a problem.
hollyHURR 0
Actually, cleaning your ****** as in hosing the inside of it down, using douches, vaginal deouderants, etc. can actually help lead to infections like thrush, making the smell even worse. But ffs, if a ****** smells like fish naturally, that is what it's supposed to smell like. I hate this taboo surrounding ******, people need to get over themselves.
fmlalicious4 0
#238 and 239 = win
OMGQueenB 0
#97 ...seriously ?! QUEER STUDIES?! No wonder we doubt Americans so much. What a waste of a subject. Not saying there's anything wrong with gays, but really...a whole flipping subject ?!
Malk604 0
After reading this thread, #239 made me spit coffee on the keyboard.
yati 0
What ?! That's not a FML.
Rockyio 0
hahahaha i remember going down on a girl once and she reeked of fish. I had to roll down the windows on my car.
csrsc11 0
yeast infection.
GrapefruitZoe 0
You're all stupid. Vaginae can be perfectly clean, but once the fluids start goin', yeah, you can smell like fish. I can imagine my boyfriend saying this, and we'd have a good laugh about it.