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Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

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And finally the OP gets an electric shock from clicking the submit button on the PC. RIP dude! On a serious note hope you made it through the day.

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Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

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Nope. Bubble wrap is impervious to every unfortunate event, and it brings glorious happiness with every bubble popped. I've heard that it's one of the Universe's most hated adversaries.

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In a related story, a man was found suffocated to death inside a ball of bubble wrap. Details at 11.

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Legal you are doing a wonderful job as head shot safety inspector. Your advice will continue to save lives and testicles alike.

I would say this is the kind of day when you should just go to bed and sleep... But I'm afraid you might end up dying, suffocating from a vicious pillow.

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Nonsense, plenty of bad things happen when you're sleeping. You just don't remember them because they'll be parts of dreams that your brain doesn't store as memory, like most parts of dreams.

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Your brain doesn't differentiate between reality and a dream while you're asleep. Essentially whatever happens to you in your dreams, may as well really be happening as far as your brain is concerned.

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You just need to hide in your blanket and you are safe. The monsters under your bed cant touch you.

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