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Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

Just one of those days, eh?

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Just one of those days, eh?

I stubbed my toe today.... You don't even know

When's ur funeral?

And finally the OP gets an electric shock from clicking the submit button on the PC. RIP dude! On a serious note hope you made it through the day.

Let us know which funeral home to send flowers to

We need a follow up on this one... maybe from your heir(ess)

at least op didnt step on a lego. that will truly be the death of him

This definitely needs a follow up...

so, you still alive?

I stepped on a lego one time. I win.

Have you still got your foot, #79, or did it have to be amputated?

I'm having one of those years

Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

You just made The Bubble Bunch song get stuck in my head.

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But with how their day is going, the Universe may, instead, cause them to suffocate inside the bubble wrap.

Nope. Bubble wrap is impervious to every unfortunate event, and it brings glorious happiness with every bubble popped. I've heard that it's one of the Universe's most hated adversaries.

#2 OP would probably suffocate if he wraps himself in bubble wrap Whoops sorry didn't see #19 comment. Silly me

"Doesnt see" previous comment Says so in same comment

It's called editing. Smart people use it to correct their mistakes.

"Today, I was doing my daily duties as a table, and some guy rubbed his balls in my face! FML."

In a related story, a man was found suffocated to death inside a ball of bubble wrap. Details at 11.

Just find a nice circular room to spend the day in!

I had the same thought! :p

He'll just trip over his own feet..

Now is the time to buy a cup and a helmet, for the same reasons.

Legal you are doing a wonderful job as head shot safety inspector. Your advice will continue to save lives and testicles alike.

Both are to protect the head.

I would say this is the kind of day when you should just go to bed and sleep... But I'm afraid you might end up dying, suffocating from a vicious pillow.

Go to sleep OP. Not many bad things happen when you are sleeping.

My childhood says otherwise. *twisted smile*

Nonsense, plenty of bad things happen when you're sleeping. You just don't remember them because they'll be parts of dreams that your brain doesn't store as memory, like most parts of dreams.

Your brain doesn't differentiate between reality and a dream while you're asleep. Essentially whatever happens to you in your dreams, may as well really be happening as far as your brain is concerned.

You just need to hide in your blanket and you are safe. The monsters under your bed cant touch you.

What if they have a vivid dream where they have a heart attack and their heart stops in real life

time to deploy the bubble wrap armour!

and to stay in a fort within the living room

Don't forget the mystical blankie.

You've only lived one day in my world. Ain't it a bitch?

That's not the only thing

rest in peace Fmybrain

Well, if there's not a follow-up then we can take OP's word for it.