Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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Comments (309)
islandgirl13 0
I agree jandersoniii is f*ing insane, but still what's with all the sexist comments? Its normal to have a little odor down there, and douches are really unhealthy to use. The OP probably does wash down there enough, anyway. P.S. Feminism is not about man-hating. In my opinion, if you hate men, you cannot be a feminist. Feminism is about gender equality, not one sex being treated better/having more rights than the other.
xkaokaox 0
two words. Douche - Bag. You need one.
Seegtease 0
You know, the real dumb people are the ones giving SERIOUS responses to jandersoniii. Read the posts. There was practically admission of being a troll in one of them. I'm sure he/she is dying of laughter, getting the exact responses as to be expected.
fyourlife33 0
There are these things called douches.. You should fill it with bleach
susure 0
girl, or you are having bad habit of not washing yourself or actually have a bacterial std called garnarella or smth. go to your doctor and check it. In long term it can cause major problems in your reproductive system
Asmoday_fml 0
@12 thats a punny joke
CheezerX 0
lol
jnic 0
He was obviously kidding. If you're posting this on FML it probably got to you so much that you were all pouty and cunty for the rest of the date. You're just another case on FML of a bitchy girlfriend who can't take a joke. Jeez, are you just a complete twat waffle who ruins every date he tries to go in with you? How is this man still with you?
Puolukka 4
OMG, it seriously seems like half the people on here do not know that you are not supposed to wash the vaginal area with any soap at all. You're supposed to use only water, because soap can destroy natural flora of the ****** and destroys the good bacteria in the ****** and helps the bad ones, for example it leads to yeast infections...same goes for douching! If the fishy smell is really strong, it can be because there's too many Gardnerella and Mobiluncus bacteria present in your ******...however this is technically NOT AN INFECTION and has nothing to do with how often you wash yourself down there! Those kind of bacteria are NATURALLY present and sometimes they just happen to 'overpopulate' causing this strong smell...it can easily be taken care of Since the OPs boyfriend said it in a seductive tone though I would say it's safe to say that he just referred to her natural healthy smell down there which is different in every women, and by referring to it as 'fishy' he was trying to be funny
KumoFF7 3
LMAO WIN