FML : Today, I went on a coffee date. It turned out to be a mistake - not because he was bad, but because I forgot how much coffee upsets my stomach. Yup, it...

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Today, I went on a coffee date. It turned out to be a mistake - not because he was bad, but because I forgot how much coffee upsets my stomach. Yup, it makes me need to poop, and I did. In my jeans. As he drove me home. Not quite the "run" of fun we’d planned. FML

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You deserved it

By Loose Goose - / Wednesday 24 October 2018 12:00 /

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By julfunky | 26

#7713223 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 12:46

How do you “forget” that a specific beverage makes you poop?

By Amy78_fml | 8

#7713222 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 12:43

I'm sure you could have chosen hot chocolate.

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By Amy78_fml | 8

#7713222 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 12:43

I'm sure you could have chosen hot chocolate.

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Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7715444 - Sunday 28 October 2018 17:53

Sounds to me like hot chocolate chose her!

By julfunky | 26

#7713223 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 12:46

How do you “forget” that a specific beverage makes you poop?

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7713224 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 12:49

Oh man.... No second date?

By Deez_Knots | 10

#7713249 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 13:50

I feel bad. Maybe he’ll understand

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7713279 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 14:45

"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached." - Every mom ever.

By WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7713320 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 16:09

TMI… disgusting

By ciph3r | 8

#7713349 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 17:20

At least you can be assured your next date will be less crappy.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7713371 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 17:54

Some guys pay extra for that.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7713372 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 17:56

I don’t think he will see you again, you pooped in his car. Just take a mental pic to never ever drink coffee again

By Abbusser | 8

#7713432 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 20:31

So you admit, it WAS fun?

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