Today, I went on a coffee date. It turned out to be a mistake - not because he was bad, but because I forgot how much coffee upsets my stomach. Yup, it makes me need to poop, and I did. In my jeans. As he drove me home. Not quite the "run" of fun we’d planned. FML
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julfunky
| 29
How do you “forget” that a specific beverage makes you poop?
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Amy78_fml
| 10
I'm sure you could have chosen hot chocolate.
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Amy78_fml
| 10
I'm sure you could have chosen hot chocolate.
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
Sounds to me like hot chocolate chose her!
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julfunky
| 29
How do you “forget” that a specific beverage makes you poop?
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Phillycheeze
| 20
Oh man.... No second date?
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Deez_Knots
| 10
I feel bad. Maybe he’ll understand
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached." - Every mom ever.
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WHSKitty4ever
| 23
TMI… disgusting
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ciph3r
| 9
At least you can be assured your next date will be less crappy.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Some guys pay extra for that.
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melisssa87
| 30
I don’t think he will see you again, you pooped in his car. Just take a mental pic to never ever drink coffee again
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Abbusser
| 9
So you admit, it WAS fun?