By Loose Goose - 24/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a coffee date. It turned out to be a mistake - not because he was bad, but because I forgot how much coffee upsets my stomach. Yup, it makes me need to poop, and I did. In my jeans. As he drove me home. Not quite the "run" of fun we’d planned. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 680
You deserved it 703

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julfunky 29

How do you “forget” that a specific beverage makes you poop?

I'm sure you could have chosen hot chocolate.

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I'm sure you could have chosen hot chocolate.

Sounds to me like hot chocolate chose her!

julfunky 29

How do you “forget” that a specific beverage makes you poop?

Oh man.... No second date?

Deez_Knots 10

I feel bad. Maybe he’ll understand

"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached." - Every mom ever.

TMI… disgusting

ciph3r 9

At least you can be assured your next date will be less crappy.

Some guys pay extra for that.

If he calls back, he’s the one!