Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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Shlizabeth 0
Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.
kahaari 0
three words? clean. your. vag.
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LoveIsAStory 0
#1 FTW!
maXairMike 0
After talking to a friend, we both agree that jandersoniiii is not of this planet, and that whatever planet she/it came from, they obviously did not want her, and I can understand why! 6 Trillion!? Really!!! So the world's population increased by a full power of 10 or whatever it is (I don't feel like doing the math, I failed Algebra 2) and then just died out like that? I wonder what your department head at New Mexico would say and think if he knew someone from his/her program were spouting such vitriol, lies, and downright stupid comments clearly made out of hate. Seriously, go stick your head in the New Mexican sand. All of us humans would appreciate it.
kewlcat 0
lol #23 i dont think 10 million people are getting raped every second, that would be incredibly strange
lovely997 0
23, 131 =] haha
lovely997 0
168 - i actually have a lot of friends that live on mars
PureGold 0
#168, no offense to you whatsoever, but the post you're referring to, along with #163, were posted by this troll-who-must-not-be-named to tell everyone she was joking. T_T I still think she's out of her ******* mind, just in a different way. A twisted, sadistic way. No doubt she was laughing her head off reading through all these hateful posts.
chea_chea 0
Still laughing at the people replying to janderson with credible responses. This person is just ******* with everyone! This entire comment board is like a text edition of Jerry Springer...
jessxoxo28 5
lol!!! well if he said it seductively... he must like it
cygnus12345 0
Jandersonii is a sexist bigot who beleives that women are superior to men, when in fact: everyone is created equal!!!! First of all, there are cases of women raping men!! Yes it does happen! Also, everyone at some point in the uterus is a girl! Also, how dare you say christianity is a sexist religion, whether or not you believe in or worship Jesus Christ and god and the holy spirit, you should at least know that he preached equality not masculine supremcy. Also, there is a multitude of prominent female figures in Christianity such as joan of arc who defeated the English in the 100 years war and was in fact a girl!!! Also, if you think it's unfair that girls have sex or something like that, just know that they could have surgery and shot to stop producing estrogen and other hormones so they won't feel urges and won't get pregnant. U stupid bitch, u think women are better than men and deserve higher treatment, when in fact EVERYONE IS CREATED EQUAL!
MissBunnyfufu 0
Did he mean that your body smells like that or your vay jay jay. Some vay jay jays smell fishy or when on your period like shrimp, and it also depends on your diet and body chemistry, Mines smell like pot stickers :p