By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 379
You deserved it 8 849

Same thing different taste

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Or, get drunk off your mind and have a near death experience with a pack of gum!

dmoran20 27

Ahhh mentos, they would be purrrrrfect!

GoodLookingGeese 10

Does his cats breath smell like cat food?

zingline89 18

"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

^Um...what does that have to do with this FML?

Funny what comes to mind when people read this. I was wondering like MEOW cat or like.... ummm

yoursucklives 36

those are ralph wiggum references ;)

zingline89 18

20, 38 is right, 2's post was a ralph wiggum quote, so I just followed it up with my own ralph quote. Guess you gotta be a fan of early Simpsons episodes to get it.

33 what I thought of was the boyfriend asking are you cheating on me with my cat;)

Just take it with a pinch of salt and go and brush your teeth, floss, and use mouth wash. We all have our moments when our breath isn't so fresh.

perdix 29

Can salt freshen your breath? Sounds like a high-sodium cure.

LMFAOwned 9

Orbit. For a good, clean feeling.

No matter what! OP, your boyfriend has piss-poor timing. But you might want to get things checked out if have continual bad breath.

mega20913 8

OR.....maybe the scent of his cats is stuck in his nose

DragonText 4

Well at least he let you know, he could've just avoided you or something. And let you go the whole day with cat breath

qirde_15 5

therefore, your breath smells like a quiff

CharresBarkrey 15

What the **** is a quiff? That's not even phonetic. It's 'queef.'

Actually in certain languages, the letter I is pronounced E. I know quiff, would sound like queef in Japanese. The more you know. ;-) No, quiff is most certainly a hairstyle. Still, I don't know what the average quiff smells like.... XD

30- no you are wrong...just, wrong. I's make the hard "i" sound in some situations in japanese. see: hai (pronounced like hi), samurai, and others. it makes an e sound in other words, but it does both

The I is prounounced like E in several languages (don't know about Japanese myself), as said before. For instance in French and my native language Dutch.

Would you want to listen to him If his breath smelled like that? Didn't think so.