Mentos! They work wonders!

Or, get drunk off your mind and have a near death experience with a pack of gum!

Ahhh mentos, they would be purrrrrfect!

With coke even better ;)

Does his cats breath smell like cat food?

"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

^Um...what does that have to do with this FML?

Funny what comes to mind when people read this. I was wondering like MEOW cat or like.... ummm pussy...cat?

those are ralph wiggum references ;)

20, 38 is right, 2's post was a ralph wiggum quote, so I just followed it up with my own ralph quote. Guess you gotta be a fan of early Simpsons episodes to get it.

33 what I thought of was the boyfriend asking are you cheating on me with my cat;)

Tic-Tacs work well. No worries, my fiancée is brutally honest as well. It's helpful sometimes rather than running around as a fool.

sometimes that brutal honesty is the best thing

when someone truly cares enough about you to tell you that you or your breath smells bad or that you need to fix something before leaving the house is when I honestly think that person is completely comfortable with you. my ex was very uptight about a lot of criticism like this. I found out the hard way she did not take it well and me needing to just deal with it as to nor upset her. needless to say, that kind of emotional response to criticism translated over to her reaction to issues in our relationship and is part of the reason why she is an ex. so hold on to someone who can tell you when something is wrong OP, they will be able to talk about things and not bottle them up. you just need to play your part and welcome the friendly criticism, chances are they are just trying to look out for you and prevent you from finding yourself with cat breath in a less welcoming environment and being incredibly embarrassed.

You can be subtle about it as well ;) "Hey, babe, I have an idea for something fun we can do together: let's go brush your teeth or floss."

Just take it with a pinch of salt and go and brush your teeth, floss, and use mouth wash. We all have our moments when our breath isn't so fresh.

Can salt freshen your breath? Sounds like a high-sodium cure.

Orbit. For a good, clean feeling.

No matter what!

Fabulous.

No matter what! OP, your boyfriend has piss-poor timing. But you might want to get things checked out if have continual bad breath.

OR.....maybe the scent of his cats is stuck in his nose

Brush your teeth then.

Well at least he let you know, he could've just avoided you or something. And let you go the whole day with cat breath

Pussy breath?

therefore, your breath smells like a quiff

What the fuck is a quiff? That's not even phonetic. It's 'queef.'

Actually in certain languages, the letter I is pronounced E. I know quiff, would sound like queef in Japanese. The more you know. ;-)

Isn't a quiff a hairstyle? 0_0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiff No, quiff is most certainly a hairstyle. Still, I don't know what the average quiff smells like.... XD

30- no you are wrong...just, wrong. I's make the hard "i" sound in some situations in japanese. see: hai (pronounced like hi), samurai, and others. it makes an e sound in other words, but it does both

The I is prounounced like E in several languages (don't know about Japanese myself), as said before. For instance in French and my native language Dutch.