By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
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mclauren29 22

Does his cats breath smell like cat food?

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andyyroxx 20

Or, get drunk off your mind and have a near death experience with a pack of gum!

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dmoran20 27

Ahhh mentos, they would be purrrrrfect!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

With coke even better ;)

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mclauren29 22

Does his cats breath smell like cat food?

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zingline89 18

"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

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deBlobX 12

^Um...what does that have to do with this FML?

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fml121785 14

Funny what comes to mind when people read this. I was wondering like MEOW cat or like.... ummm pussy...cat?

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yoursucklives 36

those are ralph wiggum references ;)

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zingline89 18

20, 38 is right, 2's post was a ralph wiggum quote, so I just followed it up with my own ralph quote. Guess you gotta be a fan of early Simpsons episodes to get it.

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Catkam623 27

33 what I thought of was the boyfriend asking are you cheating on me with my cat;)

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Palirose 22

Just take it with a pinch of salt and go and brush your teeth, floss, and use mouth wash. We all have our moments when our breath isn't so fresh.

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perdix 29

Can salt freshen your breath? Sounds like a high-sodium cure.

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LMFAOwned 9

Orbit. For a good, clean feeling.

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DanielleinDC 33

No matter what! OP, your boyfriend has piss-poor timing. But you might want to get things checked out if have continual bad breath.

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mega20913 8

OR.....maybe the scent of his cats is stuck in his nose

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DragonText 4

Well at least he let you know, he could've just avoided you or something. And let you go the whole day with cat breath

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qirde_15 5

therefore, your breath smells like a quiff

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CharresBarkrey 15

What the **** is a quiff? That's not even phonetic. It's 'queef.'

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GothickNihilist 15

Actually in certain languages, the letter I is pronounced E. I know quiff, would sound like queef in Japanese. The more you know. ;-)

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HannahLouise96 13

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiff No, quiff is most certainly a hairstyle. Still, I don't know what the average quiff smells like.... XD

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sens3sfailing 24

30- no you are wrong...just, wrong. I's make the hard "i" sound in some situations in japanese. see: hai (pronounced like hi), samurai, and others. it makes an e sound in other words, but it does both

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Marcelb 17

The I is prounounced like E in several languages (don't know about Japanese myself), as said before. For instance in French and my native language Dutch.

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ThatPlankton 15

Would you want to listen to him If his breath smelled like that? Didn't think so.

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