By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 299
You deserved it 8 640

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

pattheaninal 9

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

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Antivirus_fml 0

Nice to know he has nice smelling farts.

One time, I farted, and it totally smelled like bacon.

Kingdutch 3

WIN!! Atleast you won't have to complain when he farts next to you.

It could be brand I think. "The most delicious fart in the world"" And attract ppl to smell. 5 dollar once. :D

Mmm. Yea. Suck it down you dirty fartsniffer. ;)

pattheaninal 9

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

sharon_ellj 0

Eww, and i thought farts were either odorless or stinky or really stinky... EWW...

wellinever 5

So which bit is the FML? The fact that you liked the lingering aroma of his fart or the fact that you told him?