Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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lissn
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At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep
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pattheaninal
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So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?
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lissn
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At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep
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Gorsbug823
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sicko
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G0v3nat0r
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Hey it's true
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Antivirus_fml
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FArt... yum yum, sexy! :p
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blkmagick
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Nice to know he has nice smelling farts.
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Cjw1220
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One time, I farted, and it totally smelled like bacon.
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Kingdutch
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WIN!!
Atleast you won't have to complain when he farts next to you.
Atleast you won't have to complain when he farts next to you.
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crazytoaster
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Bottle it and sell it as "Essence of Cuisine" or some shit.
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iJamesJamesable
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lol
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sun_babe
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That is so revolting. Yuck.
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Sakata_Gintoki
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It could be brand I think. "The most delicious fart in the world"" And attract ppl to smell. 5 dollar once. :D
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Jimboom
| 11
Mmm. Yea. Suck it down you dirty fartsniffer. ;)
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pattheaninal
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So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?
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sharon_ellj
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Eww, and i thought farts were either odorless or stinky or really stinky... EWW...
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wellinever
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So which bit is the FML? The fact that you liked the lingering aroma of his fart or the fact that you told him?