By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

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At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

FArt... yum yum, sexy! :p

Nice to know he has nice smelling farts.

One time, I farted, and it totally smelled like bacon.

WIN!! Atleast you won't have to complain when he farts next to you.

Bottle it and sell it as "Essence of Cuisine" or some shit.

That is so revolting. Yuck.

It could be brand I think. "The most delicious fart in the world"" And attract ppl to smell. 5 dollar once. :D

Mmm. Yea. Suck it down you dirty fartsniffer. ;)

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

Eww, and i thought farts were either odorless or stinky or really stinky... EWW...

So which bit is the FML? The fact that you liked the lingering aroma of his fart or the fact that you told him?