FML : Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm...

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fartlover - / Friday 27 November 2009 05:10 / Canada

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By lissn | 0

#690733 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:45

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

By pattheaninal | 9

#690780 - Friday 27 November 2009 13:18

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

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By lissn | 0

#690733 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:45

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

Gorsbug823 | 0

#1012269 - Sunday 30 May 2010 6:24

sicko

G0v3nat0r | 7

#3719070 - Monday 12 December 2011 7:45

Hey it's true

By Antivirus_fml | 0

#690744 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:50

FArt... yum yum, sexy! :p

By blkmagick | 0

#690748 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:52

Nice to know he has nice smelling farts.

Cjw1220 | 0

#1624466 - Saturday 30 October 2010 4:51

One time, I farted, and it totally smelled like bacon.

By Kingdutch | 3

#690750 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:52

WIN!!
Atleast you won't have to complain when he farts next to you.

crazytoaster | 2

#692242 - Saturday 28 November 2009 7:37

Bottle it and sell it as "Essence of Cuisine" or some shit.

iJamesJamesable | 0

#1507054 - Wednesday 6 October 2010 14:49

lol

By sun_babe | 0

#690759 - Friday 27 November 2009 12:57

That is so revolting. Yuck.

By Sakata_Gintoki | 0

#690765 - Friday 27 November 2009 13:05

It could be brand I think. "The most delicious fart in the world"" And attract ppl to smell. 5 dollar once. :D

By Jimboom | 11

#690775 - Friday 27 November 2009 13:15

Mmm. Yea. Suck it down you dirty fartsniffer. ;)

By pattheaninal | 9

#690780 - Friday 27 November 2009 13:18

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

By sharon_ellj | 0

#690787 - Friday 27 November 2009 13:23

Eww, and i thought farts were either odorless or stinky or really stinky... EWW...

By wellinever | 5

#690788 - Friday 27 November 2009 13:25

So which bit is the FML? The fact that you liked the lingering aroma of his fart or the fact that you told him?

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