Miscellaneous: Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled...

By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By gassy - 03/03/2021 21:01 - Australia - Morwell

Today, my boyfriend and I were setting up a desktop PC we'd bought second-hand. In the middle of this, he stopped, frowning, sniffed the air a few times and said we'd better give it a good dust, because it smelt like burning. I'd just farted. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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lissn 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:45

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

pattheaninal 9

Friday 27 November 2009 13:18

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

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lissn 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:45

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

Gorsbug823 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 6:24

sicko

G0v3nat0r 7

Monday 12 December 2011 7:45

Hey it's true

Antivirus_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:50

FArt... yum yum, sexy! :p

blkmagick 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:52

Nice to know he has nice smelling farts.

Cjw1220 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 4:51

One time, I farted, and it totally smelled like bacon.

Kingdutch 3

Friday 27 November 2009 12:52

WIN!! Atleast you won't have to complain when he farts next to you.

crazytoaster 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 7:37

Bottle it and sell it as "Essence of Cuisine" or some shit.

iJamesJamesable 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 14:49

lol

sun_babe 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:57

That is so revolting. Yuck.

Sakata_Gintoki 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:05

It could be brand I think. "The most delicious fart in the world"" And attract ppl to smell. 5 dollar once. :D

Jimboom 11

Friday 27 November 2009 13:15

Mmm. Yea. Suck it down you dirty fartsniffer. ;)

pattheaninal 9

Friday 27 November 2009 13:18

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

sharon_ellj 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:23

Eww, and i thought farts were either odorless or stinky or really stinky... EWW...

wellinever 5

Friday 27 November 2009 13:25

So which bit is the FML? The fact that you liked the lingering aroma of his fart or the fact that you told him?

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