By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 945
You deserved it 4 318

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Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.

skyeyez9 24

dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

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African_diva 0

lol this is more of a WTF moment. not FML

Agreed! Not Funny. Totally, Utterly, Disgusting and wrong! Where did he come up with a phrase like that? Probably from some stripper! Did he think it would turn you on?? I hope you didnt let him 'park'

I think I would have cried with laughter to be honest, where the hell do you get catchphrases like that lmao

Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.

A lot of people mat be saying this, but it definitely seem like you should end the relationship. If he can't even give you a compliment without ridiculing you, you don't need a man like that. He should treat you with the respect you deserve.

Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Your boyfriend sounds like a jerk!!

JERKKMONKEY 0

baha he probally goes around and smells strippers xD

he is efing awesome fuck him fuck him!!!

Your boyfriend wins! Give him some victory sex.

10_4Franky 0

This reminds me of the FML where the GF is giving the BF a blow job, and he says suck that cock meat sandwich.

skyeyez9 24

dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

And you're dating that guy? Seriously you can probably find someone better..

LOL the beef bus in Tuna town!

Anthrophobia 2

Bahaha!!