Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML
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KamilleBlack
| 3
Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.
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skyeyez9
| 24
dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.
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African_diva
| 0
lol this is more of a WTF moment. not FML
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clandestine77
| 0
Not funny.
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werzal
| 5
Agreed! Not Funny. Totally, Utterly, Disgusting and wrong! Where did he come up with a phrase like that? Probably from some stripper! Did he think it would turn you on?? I hope you didnt let him 'park'
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EatUrGreens
| 20
I think I would have cried with laughter to be honest, where the hell do you get catchphrases like that lmao
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KamilleBlack
| 3
Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.
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kindasortayeah
| 23
A lot of people mat be saying this, but it definitely seem like you should end the relationship. If he can't even give you a compliment without ridiculing you, you don't need a man like that. He should treat you with the respect you deserve.
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Kay_Ell_Dee
| 0
Your boyfriend sounds like a jerk!!
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JERKKMONKEY
| 0
baha he probally goes around and smells strippers xD
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magenkyo
| 0
he is efing awesome fuck him fuck him!!!
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what_the_fail
| 0
Your boyfriend wins! Give him some victory sex.
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10_4Franky
| 0
This reminds me of the FML where the GF is giving the BF a blow job, and he says suck that cock meat sandwich.
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skyeyez9
| 24
dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.
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marc_with_a_c
| 3
And you're dating that guy? Seriously you can probably find someone better..
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mercedeslove
| 0
LOL the beef bus in Tuna town!
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Anthrophobia
| 2
Bahaha!!