Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently...

By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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KamilleBlack 3

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Saturday 12 December 2009 16:36

Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:57

dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

African_diva 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:32

lol this is more of a WTF moment. not FML

clandestine77 0

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Saturday 12 December 2009 16:33

Not funny.

werzal 5

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Saturday 12 December 2009 21:56

Agreed! Not Funny. Totally, Utterly, Disgusting and wrong! Where did he come up with a phrase like that? Probably from some stripper! Did he think it would turn you on?? I hope you didnt let him 'park'

EatUrGreens 20

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Friday 29 May 2015 11:47

I think I would have cried with laughter to be honest, where the hell do you get catchphrases like that lmao

KamilleBlack 3

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Saturday 12 December 2009 16:36

Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.

kindasortayeah 25

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Thursday 12 November 2015 13:56

A lot of people mat be saying this, but it definitely seem like you should end the relationship. If he can't even give you a compliment without ridiculing you, you don't need a man like that. He should treat you with the respect you deserve.