lol this is more of a WTF moment. not FML

Not funny.

Agreed! Not Funny. Totally, Utterly, Disgusting and wrong! Where did he come up with a phrase like that? Probably from some stripper! Did he think it would turn you on?? I hope you didnt let him 'park'

I think I would have cried with laughter to be honest, where the hell do you get catchphrases like that lmao

Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.

A lot of people mat be saying this, but it definitely seem like you should end the relationship. If he can't even give you a compliment without ridiculing you, you don't need a man like that. He should treat you with the respect you deserve.

Your boyfriend sounds like a jerk!!

baha he probally goes around and smells strippers xD

he is efing awesome fuck him fuck him!!!

Your boyfriend wins! Give him some victory sex.

This reminds me of the FML where the GF is giving the BF a blow job, and he says suck that cock meat sandwich.

dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

And you're dating that guy? Seriously you can probably find someone better..

LOL the beef bus in Tuna town!

Bahaha!!