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Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!

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Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!

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My bathroom door doesn't even close :( you have to hold it with your foot or put the garbage in front of it.

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My wife still has an elaborate plan for when she takes her shits so I don't notice them. It's been over 5 years and I have no plans to rock that boat anytime soon.

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132 I'm paranoid of closing doors because I'm afraid ghosts will come out of the walls or the lights will burn out. You want the doors closed. Wanna switch?

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Everyone shits but I still don't like to get hit in the face with hot stank air when my man is releasing the kraken ...

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12 - That was probably the best phrase I've ever heard for taking a dump. "Releasing the Kraken" haha I love it. Might steal that phrase haha.

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Pretty sure people like that lock the door if they're able to. They turn the handle to double-check if it's locked. Never ever forgot/didn't care to lock the door myself, and I'm pretty anxious about using the toilet around other people as well :)

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I don't have a lock on my bathroom door. But then again my bf would walk in anyway cuz his sinuses are so bad he rarely smells anything. I'm just not allowed to walk in on him when he's pooping.

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OP said she didn't want her boyfriend to HEAR. It doesn't matter if the door was locked or not; she was just using the shower to drown out the noise.

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I thumbed him down on general principle after reading his profile picture. Douche. Oh, and his comment sucked, yadda yadda

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Really 138? I know people that do that to their kids. It's fucked up. They care more about getting their damn weed than they do about making sure their kids get real food.

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Sorry 11, the mods must have removed the guy I was trying to respond to right as I submitted, so it submitted to you by mistake... Once again, Sorry

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