Love: Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into...

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:05

He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

shelbtron 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:07

how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

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bettyboo_x 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:04

lol!

Stunt_fml 5

Monday 7 September 2009 20:16

Fart dust is a smelly thing... funny as hell though.

MsTs1 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:39

your boyfriend's a true badass

soulwarrior 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:12

Your bf is disgusting

bobnorris 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 16:48

at least he didn't shard

omfgrofl1337 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 21:12

your bf is pure win

JustOhSoLovely 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:41

that's so cute! it means he loves you!!

turtlellama 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:04

That's disgusting.

JustSoLost 8

Monday 7 September 2009 22:26

LMAO. No that is HILARIOUS. Go along with it, I bet he's just playin with ya. LOl. ^_^

Lasagnaa 24

Wednesday 6 March 2013 10:09

That sucks. My sister likes to throw her farts too and surprisingly, they work. She calls them, "Fart bombs"

CarbonCoach 11

Saturday 30 November 2013 12:19

I didn't know you can throw farts...

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:05

He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

genius_man16 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:16

Maybe he threw something else into her face that comes out of the ass...?

jakedmagic 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:30

but then it isnt a fart=/

boba123 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:05

Still your bf?

Skikkles 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:06

yummy

shelbtron 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:07

how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

ndawgg 6

Monday 7 September 2009 20:23

The gas is heavier than air. If you get some in your hand, you can kind of launch it at someone.

Ret_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:36

"launch" it at someone, haha. Great description =P

staystrongholdon 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 7:51

you just made my life .

tashi_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:31

thats what i was wondering!!! :

dopeman 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:46

#126 is the winner!! ROFLMAO!

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 19 October 2015 21:21

How can you not know that, fart tossing was probably the first weapon ever invented

Gavik 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:07

loltrolled

stephie_rox 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:07

how do you throw a fart?

khatuba 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:08

wow that succcks

mister_moops 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:09

i think she means he just shoved his hand up his own ass and slapped her.

StingMunFizzy 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:48

WIN!!!!!!!!!

overxrated 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:48

hes pro.

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