By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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drinkupgorgeous 0
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He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

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shelbtron 0
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how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

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Stunt_fml 5
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Fart dust is a smelly thing... funny as hell though.

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MsTs1 0
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your boyfriend's a true badass

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soulwarrior 0
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Your bf is disgusting

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bobnorris 0
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at least he didn't shard

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omfgrofl1337 0

your bf is pure win

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JustOhSoLovely 6

that's so cute! it means he loves you!!

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turtlellama 0

That's disgusting.

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JustSoLost 8
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LMAO. No that is HILARIOUS. Go along with it, I bet he's just playin with ya. LOl. ^_^

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Lasagnaa 24

That sucks. My sister likes to throw her farts too and surprisingly, they work. She calls them, "Fart bombs"

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CarbonCoach 11
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I didn't know you can throw farts...

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drinkupgorgeous 0
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He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

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genius_man16 0
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Maybe he threw something else into her face that comes out of the ass...?

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jakedmagic 0
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but then it isnt a fart=/

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boba123 0
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Still your bf?

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Skikkles 0

yummy

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shelbtron 0
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how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

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ndawgg 6
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The gas is heavier than air. If you get some in your hand, you can kind of launch it at someone.

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Ret_fml 0
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"launch" it at someone, haha. Great description =P

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staystrongholdon 0
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you just made my life .

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tashi_fml 0
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thats what i was wondering!!! :

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dopeman 0
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#126 is the winner!! ROFLMAO!

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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How can you not know that, fart tossing was probably the first weapon ever invented

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Gavik 0

loltrolled

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stephie_rox 0
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how do you throw a fart?

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khatuba 0
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wow that succcks

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mister_moops 0

i think she means he just shoved his hand up his own ass and slapped her.

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StingMunFizzy 0

WIN!!!!!!!!!

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