Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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CrimsonWolf1294
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There is no possible way that you didn't deserve this...
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sweet_candy_
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lmao I hope you make it out alive.
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sweet_candy_
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lmao I hope you make it out alive.
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mystomachurts
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why the FUCK would you wait till you sneak into her house to stop and take a dump? I really hope her dad beat the shit out of you just for being such a goddamn moron. And then had a good long talk with his daughter about her extremely poor choices in guys.
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WOW_BS
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Are you talking to OP or sweet candy?
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Feverrotes
| 15
We all know mystomachurts is another one of those attention whores wanting as much exposure to his/her comment as possible by replying to a comment near the top.
Still, mystomachurts deserves some credibility for:
1. Posting a valid statement, with only minor grammar errors.
2. Not replying to no.1 like all the other attention whores do.
Still, mystomachurts deserves some credibility for:
1. Posting a valid statement, with only minor grammar errors.
2. Not replying to no.1 like all the other attention whores do.
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besosforme
| 26
Actually, mystomach, since he just finished taking a dump, it would be quite impossible for the father to beat the shit out of him.
=] Sorry, I had to.
=] Sorry, I had to.
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MrBond007_fml
| 6
no fair, I wanted to!
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mystomachurts
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If you don't want people to see your comment... why bother commenting? Call me an attention whore. IMMMMMM ANNNN ATTEEENNNTIIIOONNN WHOORREEE!!! I could care less.
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pulse18
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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kainiel
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that is just retarded, have fun getting killed mouthing off someone who knows how to handle themselves
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lacrossekid
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he could always shove a toothbrush up
his ass I'm sure that would get him away !!
his ass I'm sure that would get him away !!
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CrimsonWolf1294
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There is no possible way that you didn't deserve this...
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aznmex21
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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crose3294
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lol there now is (:
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Wheredidgrungego
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There's a word for a guy like you.... Fucked :)
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Kua_Mei
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From the sound of things, he isn't. And isn't ever going to be again.
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hoghunter
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agreed. you don't ever mess with a marine's daughter. that's like asking a starved lion for a blow job. just stupid.
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constant1downer
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that's fuckin hilarious the tiger thing…
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rmeyer6
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there's another word too--snuck. not sneaked OP
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ydi_4_suking
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You should use your sock. And then if the dad tried to attack you. Shove it in his face. And if he doesn't. Hide the sock cuz that's nasty
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Fatman13
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What the fuck you talking about??
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fabrizio_fml
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he's talking about the no toilet paper part.
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ctran
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hahaha take an upper decker!!!
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FMLephant
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Better to be out of paper than in his daughter when he finds you in his home.
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AkuskaUK
| 6
aha! to true!!
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Bonkerss
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and...best comment goes to you...haha
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ThaHero
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Oh damn! Obviously you deserve this.
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malfoyfreak
| 3
And he deserves this:
Bad grammar: you snuck into the house.
Bad grammar: you snuck into the house.
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jelmermcgee
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Well, since the daughter lives there too, its not really going in uninvited.
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Whydoyouask
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its the risk you have to take to see your girlfirend when you arent able to see her through conventional means. I feel your pain OP :(
But I dont understand why you wouldnt take a dump before-hand, and wait untill you got to her house :/ that was just dumb.
But I dont understand why you wouldnt take a dump before-hand, and wait untill you got to her house :/ that was just dumb.
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MissFukMyLuck
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right?!?! you can't take a shit and expect sexy time...not too romantic bro. take care of your business before you go do your business
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gmianosi
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well.. sometimes when you have to take a crap, it comes on unexpectedly and you have to go then and there or else you'll crap yourself..:p
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Frickmetinajenks
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I can see a way out of that....