why the FUCK would you wait till you sneak into her house to stop and take a dump? I really hope her dad beat the shit out of you just for being such a goddamn moron. And then had a good long talk with his daughter about her extremely poor choices in guys.

Are you talking to OP or sweet candy?

We all know mystomachurts is another one of those attention whores wanting as much exposure to his/her comment as possible by replying to a comment near the top. Still, mystomachurts deserves some credibility for: 1. Posting a valid statement, with only minor grammar errors. 2. Not replying to no.1 like all the other attention whores do.

Actually, mystomach, since he just finished taking a dump, it would be quite impossible for the father to beat the shit out of him. =] Sorry, I had to.

no fair, I wanted to!

If you don't want people to see your comment... why bother commenting? Call me an attention whore. IMMMMMM ANNNN ATTEEENNNTIIIOONNN WHOORREEE!!! I could care less.

that is just retarded, have fun getting killed mouthing off someone who knows how to handle themselves

he could always shove a toothbrush up his ass I'm sure that would get him away !!

lol there now is (:

From the sound of things, he isn't. And isn't ever going to be again.

agreed. you don't ever mess with a marine's daughter. that's like asking a starved lion for a blow job. just stupid.

that's fuckin hilarious the tiger thing…

there's another word too--snuck. not sneaked OP

What the fuck you talking about??

he's talking about the no toilet paper part.

hahaha take an upper decker!!!

aha! to true!!

and...best comment goes to you...haha

And he deserves this: Bad grammar: you snuck into the house.

right?!?! you can't take a shit and expect sexy time...not too romantic bro. take care of your business before you go do your business

well.. sometimes when you have to take a crap, it comes on unexpectedly and you have to go then and there or else you'll crap yourself..:p