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By jester777 - / Saturday 22 January 2011 17:39 / United States
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why the FUCK would you wait till you sneak into her house to stop and take a dump? I really hope her dad beat the shit out of you just for being such a goddamn moron. And then had a good long talk with his daughter about her extremely poor choices in guys.

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We all know mystomachurts is another one of those attention whores wanting as much exposure to his/her comment as possible by replying to a comment near the top. Still, mystomachurts deserves some credibility for: 1. Posting a valid statement, with only minor grammar errors. 2. Not replying to no.1 like all the other attention whores do.

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Actually, mystomach, since he just finished taking a dump, it would be quite impossible for the father to beat the shit out of him. =] Sorry, I had to.

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that is just retarded, have fun getting killed mouthing off someone who knows how to handle themselves

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agreed. you don't ever mess with a marine's daughter. that's like asking a starved lion for a blow job. just stupid.

You should use your sock. And then if the dad tried to attack you. Shove it in his face. And if he doesn't. Hide the sock cuz that's nasty

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its the risk you have to take to see your girlfirend when you arent able to see her through conventional means. I feel your pain OP :( But I dont understand why you wouldnt take a dump before-hand, and wait untill you got to her house :/ that was just dumb.

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right?!?! you can't take a shit and expect sexy time...not too romantic bro. take care of your business before you go do your business

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well.. sometimes when you have to take a crap, it comes on unexpectedly and you have to go then and there or else you'll crap yourself..:p

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