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Bullpine's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

8%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

3%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

10%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

98%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

71%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%

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Bullpine's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chelserusera - / Thursday 14 May 2009 01:45 / United States

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sad / Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:15 / Reserved

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it