Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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Top comments
melonrind 8
Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!
Klefhomacked 11
Water waster.
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Comments (215)
rainbowteehee 6
U were scared me might hear u taking a dump??? Um what about him? Does he take dumps too?!?
sharksfan48 13
Out of curiosity, why would you care about your boyfriend hearing you shit? I'm pretty sure it's natural to take *****...
Meow_Bitches 7
1) WATER WASTER 2) Yea not like your boyfriend knew taking dumps is something all humans generally do -_- 3) lock the door and if it doesnt have a lock... Install a lock... Simple....
klorehore 24
socially awkward penguin; turns shower on when pooping to conceal the sound, doesn't lock the door.
jwbfml 11
Wouldn't be an issue if you were a wafflestomper.
tomiller64 0
Atleast he didn't think it was sexy it could always be worse OP.
LadyGore 12
He's your boyfriend...... You have bowel movements too.... Get over it.
girlofbaseball 0
Does ur bathroom door have a lock?
supportcommand 17
Look at the bright side OP. Now he knows that your good to go for some anal. So hop in the shower with him and take one in the dumper.
cooterpie 11
I was like that with my husband, even for a while after we got married. Then one day he mentioned he's never noticed me use the bathroom, or even fart and wanted me to. So, I farted in front of him. Ever since then I don't give a rats ass. Once he opened that door, it's not getting closed. He's even requested it 'goes back to the way it was before'. Nope, don't think so buddy.