By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 384
You deserved it 13 698

Same thing different taste

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lightanddark 17

What did you sing to your cat?

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Don't worry OP...he prolly does the same thing when you're not home lol!! Laugh it off!!

lightanddark 17

What did you sing to your cat?

Everytime we touch, I get this feeling Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!

Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last Need you by my side

Demig0d6 14

Cause every time we touch I feel my stomach And every time we kiss I reach for the toilet paper

Cause every time we touch. I feel the static, and - AHH FLUFFY STOP ATTACKING ME! I know I'm a bad singer, but DAMN!

I was thinking more along the lines of... 'Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr'

This didn't go the way I was expecting it to..

the singing to her cat is a little embarrassing, but damn being home alone is no reason not to close the door for a #2. poop spores man! ewww YDI

cryssycakesx3 22

they don't fly around the house, 71.

Being home alone is reason for no doors being closed and yelling at the top of your lungs

This sounds just like my cousins internet browsing history.

Well that's a shi- *coughs loudly* Surely something he won't let down easy.

jjander69 11

Now.. That just made my day.

That's hilarious, did he at least song good? Lol

ChristianH39 30
vuduguru 5

I learn to English yah lol

iOceanus 18

Don't you just love it when people use adjectives in place of adverbs? *raises right arm at an angle*

At least he didn't walk in on you pooping on the cat... don't ask..

christge1beast 17

Is there a story behind this?

I'm too nosy to not know what the old FML said... tell me. I promise not to tell anyone else ;)

I searched poop + lets just say I found pages and pages of FMLs.

cryssycakesx3 22

I'm asking as well! at least it wasn't in the litter box also?