I don't think he does..

Prolly?

Prolly want a cracker?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say prolly nod

I'm favoriting this for the comments.

Everytime we touch, I get this feeling Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!

Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last Need you by my side

Cause every time we touch I feel my stomach And every time we kiss I reach for the toilet paper

The Beatles- Get Back.

Cause every time we touch. I feel the static, and - AHH FLUFFY STOP ATTACKING ME! I know I'm a bad singer, but DAMN!

I was thinking more along the lines of... 'Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr'

"I want to kiss you all over."

This didn't go the way I was expecting it to..

the singing to her cat is a little embarrassing, but damn being home alone is no reason not to close the door for a #2. poop spores man! ewww YDI

they don't fly around the house, 71.

Being home alone is reason for no doors being closed and yelling at the top of your lungs

You need to read this again buddy

And learn to English

Do you even English?

I learn to English yah lol

Don't you just love it when people use adjectives in place of adverbs? *raises right arm at an angle*

Is there a story behind this?

Old FML. Don't ask!!

Shh he said don't ask

I'm too nosy to not know what the old FML said... tell me. I promise not to tell anyone else ;)

I searched poop + lets just say I found pages and pages of FMLs.

I'm asking as well! at least it wasn't in the litter box also?