FML : Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 May 2014 22:11 / Sweden - Lidk?ping

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By lightanddark | 17

#5940980 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:00

What did you sing to your cat?

By ironichalibut | 24

#5941082 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:59

Prolly want a cracker?

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By SqueezeMe32 | 9

#5940979 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:00

Don't worry OP...he prolly does the same thing when you're not home lol!! Laugh it off!!

GirlGamer12345 | 22

#5941008 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:24

I don't think he does..

sunnyray812 | 37

#5941049 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:25

Prolly?

ironichalibut | 24

#5941082 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:59

Prolly want a cracker?

gjikvtj | 18

#5941148 - Sunday 11 May 2014 5:34

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say prolly nod

ilovetraveler | 16

#5941518 - Sunday 11 May 2014 17:39

I'm favoriting this for the comments.

By lightanddark | 17

#5940980 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:00

What did you sing to your cat?

Melix | 31

#5941014 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:35

Everytime we touch, I get this feeling
Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!

MrDonSalvetti | 27

#5941024 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:45

Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
I want this to last
Need you by my side

Demig0d6 | 14

#5941028 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:54

Cause every time we touch I feel my stomach
And every time we kiss I reach for the toilet paper

buckdharma | 35

#5941048 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:22

The Beatles- Get Back.

Ellamare | 22

#5941092 - Sunday 11 May 2014 4:20

Cause every time we touch. I feel the static, and - AHH FLUFFY STOP ATTACKING ME! I know I'm a bad singer, but DAMN!

AmexBlack | 24

#5941311 - Sunday 11 May 2014 12:15

I was thinking more along the lines of...
'Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr'

orientalwhisker | 6

#5974668 - Saturday 14 June 2014 2:09

"I want to kiss you all over."

By RMoreNY | 15

#5940981 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:00

FYL, that's embarrassing

EternalRest | 5

#5941243 - Sunday 11 May 2014 8:17

This didn't go the way I was expecting it to..

MrsDruidess | 23

#5941268 - Sunday 11 May 2014 9:50

the singing to her cat is a little embarrassing, but damn being home alone is no reason not to close the door for a #2. poop spores man! ewww YDI

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5941436 - Sunday 11 May 2014 16:20

they don't fly around the house, 71.

addictedtosorrow | 12

#5943195 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 5:53

Being home alone is reason for no doors being closed and yelling at the top of your lungs

By frozen92_fml | 12

#5940983 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:00

That's just purr-fect.

By CobraLazerFace | 21

#5940984 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:01

This sounds just like my cousins internet browsing history.

By BootheGhost | 6

#5940986 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:04

Well that's a shi- *coughs loudly* Surely something he won't let down easy.

By jjander69 | 11

#5940987 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:04

Now.. That just made my day.

By iamananglophile | 18

#5940988 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:05

Shit happens.

By Victormoon | 14

#5940989 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:06

That's hilarious, did he at least song good? Lol

GirlGamer12345 | 22

#5941199 - Sunday 11 May 2014 6:58

You need to read this again buddy

ChristianH39 | 30

#5941205 - Sunday 11 May 2014 7:07

And learn to English

jimmy_poison | 19

#5941248 - Sunday 11 May 2014 8:41

Do you even English?

vuduguru | 5

#5941712 - Sunday 11 May 2014 20:22

I learn to English yah lol

iOceanus | 18

#5941802 - Sunday 11 May 2014 22:17

Don't you just love it when people use adjectives in place of adverbs? *raises right arm at an angle*

By illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5940990 - Sunday 11 May 2014 2:07

At least he didn't walk in on you pooping on the cat... don't ask..

christge1beast | 17

#5941036 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:12

Is there a story behind this?

zandalee | 19

#5941045 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:20

Old FML. Don't ask!!

KingLewisII | 34

#5941046 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:21

Shh he said don't ask

SouthernLady12 | 13

#5941077 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:54

I'm too nosy to not know what the old FML said... tell me. I promise not to tell anyone else ;)

xlord | 27

#5941097 - Sunday 11 May 2014 4:31

I searched poop + lets just say I found pages and pages of FMLs.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5941439 - Sunday 11 May 2014 16:22

I'm asking as well!

at least it wasn't in the litter box also?

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