By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping
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Don't worry OP...he prolly does the same thing when you're not home lol!! Laugh it off!!
I don't think he does..
Prolly?
Prolly want a cracker?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say prolly nod
I'm favoriting this for the comments.
What did you sing to your cat?
Everytime we touch, I get this feeling Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!
Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last Need you by my side
Cause every time we touch I feel my stomach And every time we kiss I reach for the toilet paper
The Beatles- Get Back.
Cause every time we touch. I feel the static, and - AHH FLUFFY STOP ATTACKING ME! I know I'm a bad singer, but DAMN!
I was thinking more along the lines of... 'Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr'
"I want to kiss you all over."
FYL, that's embarrassing
This didn't go the way I was expecting it to..
the singing to her cat is a little embarrassing, but damn being home alone is no reason not to close the door for a #2. poop spores man! ewww YDI
they don't fly around the house, 71.
Being home alone is reason for no doors being closed and yelling at the top of your lungs
That's just purr-fect.
This sounds just like my cousins internet browsing history.
Well that's a shi- *coughs loudly* Surely something he won't let down easy.
Now.. That just made my day.
Shit happens.
That's hilarious, did he at least song good? Lol
You need to read this again buddy
And learn to English
Do you even English?
I learn to English yah lol
Don't you just love it when people use adjectives in place of adverbs? *raises right arm at an angle*
At least he didn't walk in on you pooping on the cat... don't ask..
Is there a story behind this?
Old FML. Don't ask!!
Shh he said don't ask
I'm too nosy to not know what the old FML said... tell me. I promise not to tell anyone else ;)
I searched poop + lets just say I found pages and pages of FMLs.
I'm asking as well! at least it wasn't in the litter box also?


What did you sing to your cat?
Prolly want a cracker?