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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Axipiter's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nekkidness - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:06 / United States - Carthage

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 July 2014 16:04 / United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 29 June 2014 17:26 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 20:22 / Spain - Valencia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LoveGlove - / Saturday 21 June 2014 21:42 / Canada - Calgary

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I agree, my mouse works.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

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