By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML
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Tripartita 44
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YDI. You had plenty of time to wrap the dirty dishes in the laundry and hang them from lighting fixtures, and to grab some tape and affix the dildo to the front doorknob. This is real estate 101.

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WCARlover 34
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That's a dildon't, OP :(

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joeyl1990 28
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You would think that the realtor would have texted you the night before or morning of to remind you.

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marshm610 18

They might not be using a realtor. If they were, I'm sure the realtor would've done something about it since they want the sale just as much as the seller

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cootiequeen4444 11

then how did the people get in the house? As OP arrived when "they were leaving".

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slothstronaught 11
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So in other words congrats on the sale!

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WCARlover 34
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That's a dildon't, OP :(

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dannidoll93 24

Don't beat yourself up... Mistakes happen. Maybe it made the potential buyers be able to imagine what it would be like to live there? Who doesn't leave their dildo on the dresser from time to time, after all.

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Tripartita 44
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YDI. You had plenty of time to wrap the dirty dishes in the laundry and hang them from lighting fixtures, and to grab some tape and affix the dildo to the front doorknob. This is real estate 101.

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Badatbest 10
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Damn bro every comment you make is fucking fire what would smoky the bear think?

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RichardPencil 30
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Usually people leave fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies out to make potential buyers feel at home. The dildo made them think they were going to get fucked!

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GreedyGreedo 10
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Plot Twist: It was their dildo. DUN DUN DUN

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texaskitty86 25
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It let's potential buyers know what the house will really look like when they move in. let's just hope that while they were trying out the couch and chairs, going through your fridge and stealing from your medicine cabinet that they didn't also try out your toys.

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GrumpyGrinch 23
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You mean you left the dishes, laundry and dildo or they did?

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Catdragon 40
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I originally read this as the people who came used her dildo, left their laundry everywhere and used her dishes to cook with.

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