By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 483
You deserved it 13 255

Same thing different taste

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YDI. You had plenty of time to wrap the dirty dishes in the laundry and hang them from lighting fixtures, and to grab some tape and affix the ***** to the front doorknob. This is real estate 101.

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You would think that the realtor would have texted you the night before or morning of to remind you.

marshm610 18

They might not be using a realtor. If they were, I'm sure the realtor would've done something about it since they want the sale just as much as the seller

cootiequeen4444 11

then how did the people get in the house? As OP arrived when "they were leaving".

dannidoll93 24

Don't beat yourself up... Mistakes happen. Maybe it made the potential buyers be able to imagine what it would be like to live there? Who doesn't leave their ***** on the dresser from time to time, after all.

YDI. You had plenty of time to wrap the dirty dishes in the laundry and hang them from lighting fixtures, and to grab some tape and affix the ***** to the front doorknob. This is real estate 101.

Damn bro every comment you make is ******* fire what would smoky the bear think?

Usually people leave fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies out to make potential buyers feel at home. The ***** made them think they were going to get ******!

Plot Twist: It was their *****. DUN DUN DUN

It let's potential buyers know what the house will really look like when they move in. let's just hope that while they were trying out the couch and chairs, going through your fridge and stealing from your medicine cabinet that they didn't also try out your toys.

You mean you left the dishes, laundry and ***** or they did?

I originally read this as the people who came used her *****, left their laundry everywhere and used her dishes to cook with.