By Nicoleanne - 20/11/2016 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML
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YDI. You had plenty of time to wrap the dirty dishes in the laundry and hang them from lighting fixtures, and to grab some tape and affix the dildo to the front doorknob. This is real estate 101.

That's a dildon't, OP :(

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You would think that the realtor would have texted you the night before or morning of to remind you.

They might not be using a realtor. If they were, I'm sure the realtor would've done something about it since they want the sale just as much as the seller

then how did the people get in the house? As OP arrived when "they were leaving".

So in other words congrats on the sale!

That's a dildon't, OP :(

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Don't beat yourself up... Mistakes happen. Maybe it made the potential buyers be able to imagine what it would be like to live there? Who doesn't leave their dildo on the dresser from time to time, after all.

YDI. You had plenty of time to wrap the dirty dishes in the laundry and hang them from lighting fixtures, and to grab some tape and affix the dildo to the front doorknob. This is real estate 101.

Damn bro every comment you make is fucking fire what would smoky the bear think?

Usually people leave fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies out to make potential buyers feel at home. The dildo made them think they were going to get fucked!

Plot Twist: It was their dildo. DUN DUN DUN

It let's potential buyers know what the house will really look like when they move in. let's just hope that while they were trying out the couch and chairs, going through your fridge and stealing from your medicine cabinet that they didn't also try out your toys.

You mean you left the dishes, laundry and dildo or they did?

I originally read this as the people who came used her dildo, left their laundry everywhere and used her dishes to cook with.