By theawesome129 - 24/03/2013 10:20 - Canada

Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 584
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Some people just really don't get it. Ignore her close mindedness OP

Wow, your grandma managed to insult you in three ways in only one sentence. That is impressively douchey

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DjMonroe95 11

Time for spinach!

I don't get it either.

Popeye the sailor?

Well Popeye ate a lot of spinach and you never saw his grandma act like that. Coincidence?... I think not.

Some people just really don't get it. Ignore her close mindedness OP

wlddog 14

Gotta love old peoples honesty :D

10, pretty sure you wouldn't be saying that if it were you in this situation.

wlddog 14

Why not? I say whatever I desire, because it is a free country. First Amendment rights and all. Just like the grandmother can be as honest as she wants. That is what makes all this possible. You can tell me whatever you want, and I fully support your right to say it. I see that my comment did not make you happy, but that is ok too. It would be a horrible place to be if you were scared to say something because it could hurt someones feelings somewhere.

??? My head is full of fuck.

Wouldn't and couldn't are not the same thing, so I'll just ignore the amendment garbling at the beginning of the comment. If for some reason a family member makes a rude comment about your lifestyle and image and you can ignore it, fine by me. Most people take offense to being told something so insensitive.

45- Did you really just refer to the internet as a country? And tell me how an amendment to the US Constitution that's designed to guarantee people's right to criticize or petition the government even applies in any situation other than, well, to criticize or petition the government?

Grandparents say the dardest thing

I'm a believer in respecting your elders, but this is too far. Tell her to fuck off.

Gosh... that really sucks! hahah

Great comment.

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Obviously it doesn't suck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well done on coming out OP! They'll just have to accept you for who you are :)

TallMist 32

I accidentally thumbed you down when I meant to thumbs up. Sorry!

Well OP, whenever you're feeling worthless and upset about something, just remember that you were once the quickest sperm cell! That'll do it! :)

A) We are diploid beings, not haploid, so we /aren't/ a sperm cell, we are the fusion of sperm and egg. A sperm is a sperm, a human being is a human being. B) The fastest sperm cell isn't the one who will give a human being; fusion requires a collective effort of many sperm and it is only the luckiest, most oppurtunistic, so let's say the most lazy-I'll-mooch-off-of-everyone-else's-work sperm who will fuse! So next time you feel down and out just think how you screwed over all those other potential yous who sacrificed themselves for you! Hooray for learning!

Well I guess you learn something new everyday!

Just watch the beginning scene of "Look Who's Talking" to see how it works. (:

#16 - Oh my gosh, I love this comment. xD You always have the best comments, how do you do it? :)

Wow, your grandma managed to insult you in three ways in only one sentence. That is impressively douchey

It's your grandma, back in her day blacks weren't even treated as equals so it's not surprising she has a negative view of homosexuality as well

What else can you expect from her when she pulls more guys than you at the gym. ;)

Hahaha I'm sorry but you're grandma's funny! Grandma be Trolling! LOL

This comment is all kinds of terrible.

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