FML : Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door....

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Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:03 / United States

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By ktsthrlnd | 3

#3032519 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?

By flockz | 19

#3032560 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.

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By ktsthrlnd | 3

#3032519 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?

dolphincheddar | 10

#3032555 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

Zip your pants back up you weren't naked. And anyone with a brain doesn't try that with other people in the house

CattyPurry | 0

#3032703 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:18

YDI for trying to pull a "quickie" with other people in the house. you two must be really bad at sex if you didn't think anyone would notice or hear.

Sniff_N_Tickle | 4

#3032725 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:19

What's wrong with doing it when other people are in the house?? I do that all te time and still haven't got caught. They just had an unlucky break.

AaronTkr | 0

#3032736 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:20

you freaked and jumped in the closet? not like you got anywhere. you were both fully clothed. takes 2 seconds to zip your pants up.

worldcupcheer17 | 0

#3032759 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:22

why didn't you jump into the shower instead?

dolphincheddar | 10

#3032763 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:22

Masturbating doesn't count 27

R34luver | 5

#3033175 - Thursday 4 August 2011 1:11

why dint he just say he wuz using the restroom and that way you could formulate a bettef escape route and still have the quickie

hatepineapple | 14

#3033643 - Thursday 4 August 2011 2:42

@56, I'm 6'1'' and I easily fit in my bathroom closet. Not all closets look the same.

sarcasticbitch | 7

#3034147 - Thursday 4 August 2011 4:25

There is nothing wrong with doing it while parents are in the house if you have a good excuse. A perfect excuse for the OP would be 'I wanted to go to Narnia' problem solved!

chuckychan | 8

#3034167 - Thursday 4 August 2011 4:30

It’s OK to put us in a three-way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

cblt2007 | 0

#3035052 - Thursday 4 August 2011 6:04

you should have hid in the closet and when he opened it up jumped out at him and tried to scare him. act like it was ur plan the whole time :D

Jvr91 | 8

#3035206 - Thursday 4 August 2011 6:37

Should have said you were playing hide 'n seek

kelsey_katie | 17

#3035214 - Thursday 4 August 2011 6:39

I'm 6ft, and I don't fit in my bathroom closet! I have a small closet-_-

celticsfan69 | 0

#3035288 - Thursday 4 August 2011 6:53

Haha that's always fun

chuckychan | 8

#3035509 - Thursday 4 August 2011 7:40

am i really the odd one out when i say that i havent tried to fit myself into my bathroom closet?

drzhottie148 | 0

#3035566 - Thursday 4 August 2011 7:50

I'm I the only odd one to say I don't have a bathroom closet

p3t3rrrn | 0

#3035732 - Thursday 4 August 2011 8:39

I don't either! I'm with ya!

nicklenz | 2

#3035952 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:06

I haven't tried either :D though i don't know if i count because there's a box. But i haven't :D

chuckychan | 8

#3036304 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:50

I don't either I just really didn't want to feel super unnormal

chuckychan | 8

#3036306 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:50

I don't either I just really didn't want to feel super unnormal

VeroAnne | 11

#3036357 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:57

Why didn't you just say you were using the bathroom and give your girl time to sneak out? But anyways YDI for doing it when your parents are home and awake ontop of that.

Ugi | 26

#3037368 - Thursday 4 August 2011 14:33

Edit - sorry wrong place. Please ignore me.

margie2194 | 12

#3037581 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:52

Threesome? :D you know you want to. It's his STEP father.

hahopps | 4

#3037911 - Thursday 4 August 2011 16:32

._. I've done it with other ppl in the house and haven't got caught... But u gotta be tricky ;]

Nemmycakes | 3

#3045603 - Friday 5 August 2011 16:50

Most people wouldn't notice, it's bad luck

taylornicole97 | 8

#3047230 - Friday 5 August 2011 22:22

Imagine the look on her face when his dad looked in the closet. hahaha'

rulerofwow | 0

#3069809 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:36

-note to self: get better at playing hide and go seek-

comment11111 | 39

#5685641 - Monday 23 September 2013 7:53

as long as she wasn't naked at that time ;)

By hiyourcute | 0

#3032531 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:08

Surprise!

genesisnirvana | 11

#3032700 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:18

I would have loved to hear OP's excuse.

jren207 | 24

#3032745 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:21

Or seen their face!

eminemchick | 19

#3032915 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:37

33 u have a really fitting picture with your comment

eminemchick | 19

#3032943 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:39

*never mind you just changed it. damn.

jren207 | 24

#3033258 - Thursday 4 August 2011 1:20

43, I'm glad you took the time to admire my face.

eminemchick | 19

#3033297 - Thursday 4 August 2011 1:29

63 no problemxD
and u changed it back again so everyone knows what im talking about! now i can rule the world, right? right?? *pelted with thumbs down*

ReptarSwag | 4

#3036074 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:18

OP could have zipped up there pantS and pretended to be looking at something on her boyfriends skin

jonn090 | 13

#3040937 - Friday 5 August 2011 1:55

I would have continued doing it even if the family walks in

By kiddo42 | 10

#3032534 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:08

That's a funny story, don't worry, they'll eventually forget it.

getviolated | 5

#3032871 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:30

Also it's his step dad, so he can scream "YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER" and run out crying

By talhakr | 3

#3032546 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

Get a room!

genesisnirvana | 11

#3032761 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:22

They did.They went into a bathROOM

greekgal44 | 14

#3033592 - Thursday 4 August 2011 2:28

obviously they did..

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3033736 - Thursday 4 August 2011 2:58

Sadly, the wrong room!

EvilPotato | 14

#3034847 - Thursday 4 August 2011 5:16

Get a better room.

By vballchck | 0

#3032557 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

you should have jumped in the bath tub and pulled the curtain.

omgcookeys | 15

#3035541 - Thursday 4 August 2011 7:46

My bath has a glass sliding door, I don't think that would work for me. :3

itsbritneybixchh | 0

#3036120 - Thursday 4 August 2011 9:24

^ then duck down?

By flockz | 19

#3032560 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.

tsim_fml | 0

#3033705 - Thursday 4 August 2011 2:53

unless your proving a point

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#3035571 - Thursday 4 August 2011 7:52

maybe it was their only option?

akayc32 | 0

#3037628 - Thursday 4 August 2011 15:58

150, if it was their only option maybe they shouldn't be having sex.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#3038455 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:03

Like you were never horny at 16

Black_Letter | 19

#3065736 - Monday 8 August 2011 19:49

@7, You should try to reword your comments next time, that could be read two different ways

THETRAIN | 0

#3126086 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:25

Unless it's with the parents

By Laterial | 3

#3032562 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:10

Just tell him you were playing hide and seek

Ghostkiller12345 | 9

#3032643 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:14

Naked hide and seek?

NomNomNomNommm | 4

#3032740 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:20

She wasn't naked. She only said they unzipped their pants.

Ghostkiller12345 | 9

#3033891 - Thursday 4 August 2011 3:42

right didnt see that 1 thx for correcting me

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3033933 - Thursday 4 August 2011 3:51

It's okay to get creative, though.

By jren207 | 24

#3032565 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:10

At least he didn't go to put shit in the toilet.

raydaly | 5

#3032823 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:25

like sum1 put on your face

jren207 | 24

#3033267 - Thursday 4 August 2011 1:22

38, I have no idea what the hell you're on about.

allstar10 | 6

#3034094 - Thursday 4 August 2011 4:14

Im dying to know what OP's step-father had to say, and especially what OP and his girlfriend had to say! :)

jacob12311 | 4

#3034333 - Thursday 4 August 2011 5:11

The girlfriend posted this not the boyfriend, it's not her step father it's his, TONTA!!!!!!!!!

Igor_g5 | 0

#3035092 - Thursday 4 August 2011 6:12

OP is a girl. The stepfather is her boyfriends step dad.

By jelleed98 | 0

#3032568 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:10

why not hide in the shower?

hiyourcute | 0

#3032615 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:12

Maybe the shower has glass doors... And why would she expect him to go in the closet?

raydaly | 5

#3032846 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:28

haha I did similar at my gfs I jumped out window :/ it was wrth it :) (1st storey)

By Person1233 | 12

#3032571 - Thursday 4 August 2011 0:10

At least it's not a real dad - only a step-dad.

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