Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
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ktsthrlnd
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Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?
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flockz
| 19
having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.
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ktsthrlnd
| 3
Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?
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dolphincheddar
| 10
Zip your pants back up you weren't naked. And anyone with a brain doesn't try that with other people in the house
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CattyPurry
| 0
YDI for trying to pull a "quickie" with other people in the house. you two must be really bad at sex if you didn't think anyone would notice or hear.
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Sniff_N_Tickle
| 4
What's wrong with doing it when other people are in the house?? I do that all te time and still haven't got caught. They just had an unlucky break.
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AaronTkr
| 0
you freaked and jumped in the closet? not like you got anywhere. you were both fully clothed. takes 2 seconds to zip your pants up.
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worldcupcheer17
| 0
why didn't you jump into the shower instead?
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dolphincheddar
| 10
Masturbating doesn't count 27
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R34luver
| 5
why dint he just say he wuz using the restroom and that way you could formulate a bettef escape route and still have the quickie
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hatepineapple
| 14
@56, I'm 6'1'' and I easily fit in my bathroom closet. Not all closets look the same.
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sarcasticbitch
| 7
There is nothing wrong with doing it while parents are in the house if you have a good excuse. A perfect excuse for the OP would be 'I wanted to go to Narnia' problem solved!
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chuckychan
| 8
It’s OK to put us in a three-way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
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cblt2007
| 0
you should have hid in the closet and when he opened it up jumped out at him and tried to scare him. act like it was ur plan the whole time :D
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Jvr91
| 8
Should have said you were playing hide 'n seek
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kelsey_katie
| 17
I'm 6ft, and I don't fit in my bathroom closet! I have a small closet-_-
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celticsfan69
| 0
Haha that's always fun
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chuckychan
| 8
am i really the odd one out when i say that i havent tried to fit myself into my bathroom closet?
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drzhottie148
| 0
I'm I the only odd one to say I don't have a bathroom closet
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p3t3rrrn
| 0
I don't either! I'm with ya!
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nicklenz
| 2
I haven't tried either :D though i don't know if i count because there's a box. But i haven't :D
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chuckychan
| 8
I don't either I just really didn't want to feel super unnormal
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chuckychan
| 8
I don't either I just really didn't want to feel super unnormal
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VeroAnne
| 11
Why didn't you just say you were using the bathroom and give your girl time to sneak out? But anyways YDI for doing it when your parents are home and awake ontop of that.
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Ugi
| 26
Edit - sorry wrong place. Please ignore me.
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margie2194
| 12
Threesome? :D you know you want to. It's his STEP father.
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hahopps
| 4
._. I've done it with other ppl in the house and haven't got caught... But u gotta be tricky ;]
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Nemmycakes
| 3
Most people wouldn't notice, it's bad luck
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taylornicole97
| 8
Imagine the look on her face when his dad looked in the closet. hahaha'
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rulerofwow
| 0
-note to self: get better at playing hide and go seek-
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comment11111
| 39
as long as she wasn't naked at that time ;)
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hiyourcute
| 0
Surprise!
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genesisnirvana
| 11
I would have loved to hear OP's excuse.
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jren207
| 24
Or seen their face!
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eminemchick
| 19
33 u have a really fitting picture with your comment
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eminemchick
| 19
*never mind you just changed it. damn.
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jren207
| 24
43, I'm glad you took the time to admire my face.
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eminemchick
| 19
63 no problemxD
and u changed it back again so everyone knows what im talking about! now i can rule the world, right? right?? *pelted with thumbs down*
and u changed it back again so everyone knows what im talking about! now i can rule the world, right? right?? *pelted with thumbs down*
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ReptarSwag
| 4
OP could have zipped up there pantS and pretended to be looking at something on her boyfriends skin
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jonn090
| 13
I would have continued doing it even if the family walks in
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kiddo42
| 10
That's a funny story, don't worry, they'll eventually forget it.
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getviolated
| 5
Also it's his step dad, so he can scream "YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER" and run out crying
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talhakr
| 3
Get a room!
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genesisnirvana
| 11
They did.They went into a bathROOM
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greekgal44
| 14
obviously they did..
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Sadly, the wrong room!
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EvilPotato
| 14
Get a better room.
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vballchck
| 0
you should have jumped in the bath tub and pulled the curtain.
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omgcookeys
| 15
My bath has a glass sliding door, I don't think that would work for me. :3
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itsbritneybixchh
| 0
^ then duck down?
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flockz
| 19
having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.
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tsim_fml
| 0
unless your proving a point
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
maybe it was their only option?
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akayc32
| 0
150, if it was their only option maybe they shouldn't be having sex.
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
Like you were never horny at 16
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Black_Letter
| 19
@7, You should try to reword your comments next time, that could be read two different ways
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THETRAIN
| 0
Unless it's with the parents
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Laterial
| 3
Just tell him you were playing hide and seek
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Ghostkiller12345
| 9
Naked hide and seek?
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NomNomNomNommm
| 4
She wasn't naked. She only said they unzipped their pants.
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Ghostkiller12345
| 9
right didnt see that 1 thx for correcting me
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
It's okay to get creative, though.
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jren207
| 24
At least he didn't go to put shit in the toilet.
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raydaly
| 5
like sum1 put on your face
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jren207
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38, I have no idea what the hell you're on about.
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allstar10
| 6
Im dying to know what OP's step-father had to say, and especially what OP and his girlfriend had to say! :)
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jacob12311
| 4
The girlfriend posted this not the boyfriend, it's not her step father it's his, TONTA!!!!!!!!!
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Igor_g5
| 0
OP is a girl. The stepfather is her boyfriends step dad.
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jelleed98
| 0
why not hide in the shower?
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hiyourcute
| 0
Maybe the shower has glass doors... And why would she expect him to go in the closet?
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raydaly
| 5
haha I did similar at my gfs I jumped out window :/ it was wrth it :) (1st storey)
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Person1233
| 12
At least it's not a real dad - only a step-dad.
*awaits flame*
*awaits flame*