By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

That is so ******* disgusting. I'm never eating while reading FML again.

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HooyoMacaan 7

Oh wow.. That's.. That's just nasty.. I thought folks just pissed in the shower. :/

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2035 9

Wow. Was it a 'big' surprise?

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lambda_fml 40

How about making him give you an Alabama Hot Pot if you're into such things. ;-)

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iAlissa 34

With all due respect, if I walked in on my boyfriend taking a crap in the shower, I'd be having a serious conversation with him...

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btstig 11

No you would have a drainage problem, and Poo feet. Lmao.

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Jonaahhhh 12

Thank you for ruining my day, Lambda and the subsequent Urban Dictionary look up.

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verkaderk 9

Screw the Alabama hot pocket. Alaskan pipeline is where it's at :p

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AKGirlinSD 20

^I was born and raised in Alaska and I'm positive I don't want to know what that is. OP, bleach that tub before getting in there next time.

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N_Jaay 6

Leave, and never return...

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slickchrome 11

Wtf was he thinking? There is a perfectly good sink right there!

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misspulkadot24 17

That is so ******* disgusting. I'm never eating while reading FML again.

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perdix 29

#2, I'm a little surprised that common sense hasn't dictated that FML and dining don't mix. You're not the first one to mention being put off your food by the stories and comments here, and I doubt you'll be the last. You gonna finish that?

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lilhellian 26

You probably shouldn't eat and read the comments either at this rate..

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SakataGintoki 9

This is why you make other people eat when they read FMLs, I enjoy watching their facial expressions and them throwing their perfectly good food out :c

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outoftown 26

Now you're catching on. You can lose weight by not eating at FML.

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Chris455 8

I'll still eat while reading FML. :D

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misspulkadot24 17

92-was that a fat joke?

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greenmen 12

Funniest of all

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HowieDoIt 21

He wanted to show he really gave a crap about your relationship.

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HaneenDixon 16

Yup, and he was really bent over trying to prove his love..

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Instagrants 8

He was straining to think of ways to show her he cared.

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btstig 11

Edit. I'm an idiot. That is all.

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TrinityisLife 22

Ugh, more crappy puns?

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bluntbeak 6

your picture made that comment 10x better

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HooyoMacaan 7

Oh wow.. That's.. That's just nasty.. I thought folks just pissed in the shower. :/

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Bubbelz 25

You're not the only one... You definitely aren't o_O

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sig4life 18

I would agree. No one wants a stopped up shower. Would the plunger even work?

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perdix 29

How often do give a surprise only to get a bigger one in return? I can only imagine what will go through your mind the next time he fingers you.

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marcranger 28

Who knew a ****** could pucker up bad enough to retreat in on itself?! Thanks for helping me discover new things about my body!

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little_one 20

And I thought I had a dirty mind.... I bet perdix even has a sex dungeon...

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alan831 9

I don't think anyone would give him the chance to do that afterwards.

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TheElBurrrito 21

Assuming there is a next time, Perdix.

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karlcolt45 19

oh, when did YOU get in here? I'm uh...learning plumbing

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AssTard 15

6- Just no...

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MissMess 12

My eyeballs need bleaching after reading that! Poor OP! Why wouldn't he lock the door before ******** in the shower!?

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TheDrifter 23

Unless getting "caught" was part of his plan.

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doodlecloud 26

Well my bathroom doesn't have a lock on the door...we just know that if the door is open then it's free, if it's closed it's most likely occupied and you should knock before attempting to enter. Maybe OP's house has the same kinda rules?

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MuseFan1991 14

why would he shit in the shower at all??

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MissMess 12

Haha yeah but still. We tend to follow that rule in our house but I would need the security of a locked door before I did anything freaky in the bathroom!

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browneyedgirl52 13

Safe to say you won't be surprising him like that again!

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Merylwen 24

So... ex-boyfriend? Before people start throwing rocks at me: that FML is so disgusting I can't really imagine OP being comfortable around the guy anymore. I know I wouldn't. Too awkward to be with someone so gross.

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420Zombie 17

op would just have a perma- mental image of her boyfriend squatting in the shower every time she looks or thinks of him at that point

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poetrywriter12 6

That's just... Gross. Who actually does that?!

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Enslaved 36

He was probably in the shower wondering what anal felt like, got a tad bit curious with his hands and the shampoo then uhh ooh!

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julianna5782 12

really, #65? fail.

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