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With all due respect, if I walked in on my boyfriend taking a crap in the shower, I'd be having a serious conversation with him...

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^I was born and raised in Alaska and I'm positive I don't want to know what that is. OP, bleach that tub before getting in there next time.

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#2, I'm a little surprised that common sense hasn't dictated that FML and dining don't mix. You're not the first one to mention being put off your food by the stories and comments here, and I doubt you'll be the last. You gonna finish that?

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This is why you make other people eat when they read FMLs, I enjoy watching their facial expressions and them throwing their perfectly good food out :c

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How often do give a surprise only to get a bigger one in return? I can only imagine what will go through your mind the next time he fingers you.

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Who knew a vagina could pucker up bad enough to retreat in on itself?! Thanks for helping me discover new things about my body!

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My eyeballs need bleaching after reading that! Poor OP! Why wouldn't he lock the door before shitting in the shower!?

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Well my bathroom doesn't have a lock on the door...we just know that if the door is open then it's free, if it's closed it's most likely occupied and you should knock before attempting to enter. Maybe OP's house has the same kinda rules?

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Haha yeah but still. We tend to follow that rule in our house but I would need the security of a locked door before I did anything freaky in the bathroom!

So... ex-boyfriend? Before people start throwing rocks at me: that FML is so disgusting I can't really imagine OP being comfortable around the guy anymore. I know I wouldn't. Too awkward to be with someone so gross.

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op would just have a perma- mental image of her boyfriend squatting in the shower every time she looks or thinks of him at that point

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He was probably in the shower wondering what anal felt like, got a tad bit curious with his hands and the shampoo then uhh ooh!

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