Wow. Was it a 'big' surprise?

Sez who?

How about making him give you an Alabama Hot Pot if you're into such things. ;-)

With all due respect, if I walked in on my boyfriend taking a crap in the shower, I'd be having a serious conversation with him...

No you would have a drainage problem, and Poo feet. Lmao.

Thank you for ruining my day, Lambda and the subsequent Urban Dictionary look up.

Screw the Alabama hot pocket. Alaskan pipeline is where it's at :p

^I was born and raised in Alaska and I'm positive I don't want to know what that is. OP, bleach that tub before getting in there next time.

Leave, and never return...

Wtf was he thinking? There is a perfectly good sink right there!

That is so fucking disgusting. I'm never eating while reading FML again.

#2, I'm a little surprised that common sense hasn't dictated that FML and dining don't mix. You're not the first one to mention being put off your food by the stories and comments here, and I doubt you'll be the last. You gonna finish that?

You probably shouldn't eat and read the comments either at this rate..

This is why you make other people eat when they read FMLs, I enjoy watching their facial expressions and them throwing their perfectly good food out :c

Now you're catching on. You can lose weight by not eating at FML.

I'll still eat while reading FML. :D

92-was that a fat joke?

Funniest of all

He wanted to show he really gave a crap about your relationship.

Yup, and he was really bent over trying to prove his love..

He was straining to think of ways to show her he cared.

Edit. I'm an idiot. That is all.

Ugh, more crappy puns?

your picture made that comment 10x better

Oh wow.. That's.. That's just nasty.. I thought folks just pissed in the shower. :/

You're not the only one... You definitely aren't o_O

I would agree. No one wants a stopped up shower. Would the plunger even work?

How often do give a surprise only to get a bigger one in return? I can only imagine what will go through your mind the next time he fingers you.

Who knew a vagina could pucker up bad enough to retreat in on itself?! Thanks for helping me discover new things about my body!

And I thought I had a dirty mind.... I bet perdix even has a sex dungeon...

I don't think anyone would give him the chance to do that afterwards.

Assuming there is a next time, Perdix.

oh, when did YOU get in here? I'm uh...learning plumbing

6- Just no...

My eyeballs need bleaching after reading that! Poor OP! Why wouldn't he lock the door before shitting in the shower!?

Unless getting "caught" was part of his plan.

Well my bathroom doesn't have a lock on the door...we just know that if the door is open then it's free, if it's closed it's most likely occupied and you should knock before attempting to enter. Maybe OP's house has the same kinda rules?

why would he shit in the shower at all??

Haha yeah but still. We tend to follow that rule in our house but I would need the security of a locked door before I did anything freaky in the bathroom!

Safe to say you won't be surprising him like that again!

So... ex-boyfriend? Before people start throwing rocks at me: that FML is so disgusting I can't really imagine OP being comfortable around the guy anymore. I know I wouldn't. Too awkward to be with someone so gross.

op would just have a perma- mental image of her boyfriend squatting in the shower every time she looks or thinks of him at that point

That's just... Gross. Who actually does that?!

He was probably in the shower wondering what anal felt like, got a tad bit curious with his hands and the shampoo then uhh ooh!

really, #65? fail.