Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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Top comments
melonrind 8
Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!
Klefhomacked 11
Water waster.
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Comments (215)
picturescrazy 24
I always run the sink instead, haha. His bathroom door didn't lock at his house so I was always so scared he'd walk in on me D:
underguarded 20
I've done this before! Not your fault he didn't know what was going on!
Retired_Panda 7
very hot lol
gracehi 33
Hot shit?
captainburke 5
I read fml while pooping all the time :)
dougiewhale 6
Me too!! That's the only time I read them. Try and guess what I'm doing now?
CptZoe 10
84 - having a wank!
dougiewhale 6
Ha ha I knew that was coming. Pooping, reading FML, and rubbing one out. All whilst getting paid. I am living the dream.
jmcr 27
Should have had just left it off then that wouldnt have happened
pink_raindrops 26
Wouldn't he notice that you're not wet when you leave the washroom? Unless you actually have a shower after going to the washroom your plan is rather flawed. I don't even see the point of running the shower really...unless you're horribly constipated I'm sure you wouldn't be making lots of noise anyway.
MuseFan1991 14
this is why you put loo roll down to mask the plops...much less confusing (Y)
Jinxx7 0
YDI for wasting water for a stupid reason. Who does that!
ForeverAloneGal 23
Just play a radio.
savona01 7
Show us your grrrrr face! Hahaha