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I wonder what that movie did to other people.
that must have been a sight to see.
I'm trying to imagine the layout of this person's bathroom where they could run away from the person doing the scaring and still be able to get out. Does this bathroom have two doors?
A trap door, perhaps? For when things get too shitty.
Damn beat me to it
sounds like a personal problem
I like how number 2s pic is Courage the Cowardly Dog, how fitting for this FML
Thats hottt ;)
Whenever I watch a scary movie, I'm usually paranoid a few days after, but Insidious was especially bad. It was a good movie though.
I like the part of the movie where they were playing the tiptoe to the window song and the demon was trying out the lady's clothes
Maybe he was in the shower...
Was he dressed like the 'darth maul'ish demon?
haha I watched this with my boyfriend. to make matters worse he had watched it before so he laughed whenever I jumped to it. plus his name was Josh lol
Love your picture (:
My friends bathroom has two doors in her bathroom. One leading to her room, and one heading to the hallway. He could have been hiding in the shower though D:
Better not use the toilet anytime soon.
278. I'm pretty sure it's not the easiest thing in the world to aim your vaginal excretions at someone.
when I saw this movie there was a man who started crying. I got a lot of weird looks for laughing during the whole thing (I thought the movie was adorable) but one of my friends was crying by the end of it and beat me up with her bag for being "so insane" that I thought it was a funny movie
yes, it wasn't that scary
yea it's more suspenseful than scary but some parts are scary
This is the only FML that has actually made me laugh out loud! [can't say lol, because tha has literally no meaning nowadays!]
Look's like he scared you pissless.
-41 My God, Lord and Savior. The reincarnation of Mr. Grinch. If you want to talk message me I'll respond later.
if she was pissless there wouldnt have been a problem :p
-56 Well if you want to be literal, he did because she pissed out all of her urine.
41 - It's a baby blue ringed octopus:p
A sexy 'ol octopus.
-133 Trust me when you see his full power, you'll think he is
You said it wrong. It's supposed to be Scared the piss out of her
I rate your comment one thumb-up-with-a-tiny-octopus!!
-319 Just shut up, I didn't say it wrong.
at least he didn't scare the sh*t outta you..
i dont kno how her boyfriend couldve scared her. insidious was hilarious. especially the end.
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Show it anywayno what a wet situation
No...just no.
Um..
-4 I heard flockz shit his pants again.
It's actually a very pissy situation
everyone should just stop saying "shitty situation" altogether it's not funny anymore
I think it's still hilarious.
I didn't, I said that's a wet situation ..
I didn't, I said that's a wet situation ..
110 - not you, i meant the commenter
my mistake :/
96- you sir are wrong. it wasn't funny ever.
39- only by about half an inch actually
It's bad enough that people waaayyy overuse that when the FML actually deals with shit. Using it on an FML that doesn't include shit in it just makes it ten times worse. There should be a ban on even using that phrase.
Hey, ever think it wasn't supposed to be a pun? No? Didn't think so.
haha nice
For what it's worth, I think he was right.
same xDDD she prolly left a trail of pee, if it had been a monster it woulda followed the trail and bitten her head :3
i picture her running like docor zoidberg haha
I imagine her waddling with her pants around her ankles xD
haha sooo true. I'm adding this to my favorites for when I need a laugh haha
well punching the scary things Is for brave people, MY instinct is to drop into the fettle position and rock back and forth with my eyes closed
That is a scary movie that little bastard and his freaky ass song haunt me in my dreams.
Really I thought it was a comedy about a kid going through puberty, seemed accurate.
meeeeee too.... the singing in the window... the worst
Lol, I watched this with my 10 year old brother and he was terrified. Being the terrific person I am, while he was asleep I went outside his room, played tip toe through the tulips and started dancing. His face was priceless(:
The end gave me nightmares for days, I'm still scared of taking pictures of myself.
The end gave me nightmares for days, I'm still scared of taking pictures of myself.
98: that's so mean!! a 10 year old shouldnt've watched that movie.
the tip toe song lol
My 13 y/o sister watched it and told me it wasn't scary so =/
121: I 100% agree, but there's not much you can do about it when the annoying little shit won't leave your room because he wants to watch it so bad. His own fault, he's gotta learn sometime.
That must have been fun to clean up.
24- that's exactly what I was thinking!
LMFAO
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Look's like he scared you pissless.
I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.