FML : Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at...

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Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By toni405 / Thursday 21 July 2011 21:24 / United States

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By Iamnotmyself | 17

#2947761 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:26

Look's like he scared you pissless.

By KattAlex | 4

#2947780 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:27

I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.

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By Tristyxxx | 24

#2947759 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:26

damn D: lol fyl

ColdplaySucks | 18

#2947848 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:34

I wonder what that movie did to other people.

genesisnirvana | 11

#2947867 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:40

that must have been a sight to see.

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2947890 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:45

I'm trying to imagine the layout of this person's bathroom where they could run away from the person doing the scaring and still be able to get out. Does this bathroom have two doors?

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2947979 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:02

A trap door, perhaps? For when things get too shitty.

YFDIOP | 0

#2948091 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:21

wow, he scared the piss out of you

kaylaaa1312 | 3

#2948112 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:24

I'm watching that movie right now with my boyfriend! D:

McFail_fml | 4

#2948124 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:27

Homemade Slip-n-Slide!

slyace | 9

#2948171 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:32

Damn beat me to it

sneek_fml | 1

#2948193 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:36

hahaha he sounds like a funny mother fucker hahaha

chuckychan | 8

#2948239 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:42

sounds like a personal problem

heilheather | 7

#2948282 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:50

I like how number 2s pic is Courage the Cowardly Dog, how fitting for this FML

2ndSucks | 15

#2948335 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:58

Lmao, I just watched insidious last night. This fml needs a video to go with it cause it sounds hysterical.

enonymous | 8

#2948431 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:14

This is why I have a piss boy that follows me around everywhere I go with a bucket.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2948588 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:44

Thats hottt ;)

YacL | 15

#2948593 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:45

Whenever I watch a scary movie, I'm usually paranoid a few days after, but Insidious was especially bad. It was a good movie though.

_imipurpleninja_ | 0

#2948727 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:09

my bad i mossread you said they dont JUST i thought you said they dont. sorry lol

instnt1nfction | 16

#2948737 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:11

I like the part of the movie where they were playing the tiptoe to the window song and the demon was trying out the lady's clothes

choose8 | 0

#2948879 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:37

They may have hid in the shower.ln my bathroom that would work perfect because the toilets next to the shower. Hopefully my little siblings dont get any ideas xD

choose8 | 0

#2948881 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:37

They may have hid in the shower.ln my bathroom that would work perfect because the toilets next to the shower. Hopefully my little siblings dont get any ideas xD

john494 | 4

#2949043 - Friday 22 July 2011 06:17

Maybe he was in the shower...

The_Weirdo | 10

#2949156 - Friday 22 July 2011 06:43

Was he dressed like the 'darth maul'ish demon?

Tristyxxx | 24

#2949250 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:11

haha my pic does go this FML :) exactly what I was thinking though with the dude in the shower.

dancebgdance | 0

#2949407 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:48

haha I watched this with my boyfriend. to make matters worse he had watched it before so he laughed whenever I jumped to it. plus his name was Josh lol

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949448 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:08

RANDOM INTERJECTION INSERT HERE!

Tristyxxx | 24

#2949472 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:11

love it

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949487 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:13

How dare you love "it"?! He's mine, you jerk!

paintingxflowers | 8

#2949540 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:27

Love your picture (:

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949563 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:34

mine? or courage the cowardly dog's?

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949601 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:42

...

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949633 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:52

dude! enough with the "shit" jokes! NOT COOL!

emyxii | 4

#2949652 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:56

My friends bathroom has two doors in her bathroom. One leading to her room, and one heading to the hallway. He could have been hiding in the shower though D:

ImFrackinBored | 13

#2949703 - Friday 22 July 2011 09:18

should've aimed at him

Pretty_Pink_Lady | 10

#2950239 - Friday 22 July 2011 10:24

Why does everyone think this movie was scary? There was too much hype. "Scariest movie ever." What a joke. I really enjoyed the part when that little ghost boy was doing a jig though; that was the only good part in the movie. Oh, and I liked the cute baby...

AunteyN | 4

#2950975 - Friday 22 July 2011 11:34

Better not use the toilet anytime soon.

darseidia | 0

#2951353 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:23

haha

dolphincheddar | 10

#2951520 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:24

278. I'm pretty sure it's not the easiest thing in the world to aim your vaginal excretions at someone.

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2951664 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:07

umm... that's a nice thing to think about o_O

MrFlintstone | 5

#2952101 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:06

(boyfriend in the shower) minute 1: this is gonna be some funny shit minute 10: kinda gettin bored in here minute 15: dammit take a piss all ready

LittleMissOopsy | 0

#2953918 - Friday 22 July 2011 10:26

when I saw this movie there was a man who started crying. I got a lot of weird looks for laughing during the whole thing (I thought the movie was adorable) but one of my friends was crying by the end of it and beat me up with her bag for being "so insane" that I thought it was a funny movie

fckdupzf | 0

#2954375 - Friday 22 July 2011 11:58

yes, it wasn't that scary

sieera00 | 8

#2954680 - Saturday 23 July 2011 01:05

yea it's more suspenseful than scary but some parts are scary

PeypeyTheBeeotch | 1

#3897341 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 07:52

This is the only FML that has actually made me laugh out loud! [can't say lol, because tha has literally no meaning nowadays!]

By Iamnotmyself | 17

#2947761 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:26

Look's like he scared you pissless.

Eiregal | 7

#2947914 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:51

what the hell is in your picture?

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2947929 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:54

-41 My God, Lord and Savior. The reincarnation of Mr. Grinch. If you want to talk message me I'll respond later.

BShady96 | 0

#2947992 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:04

if she was pissless there wouldnt have been a problem :p

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2948015 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:07

-56 Well if you want to be literal, he did because she pissed out all of her urine.

lalala2589 | 0

#2948156 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:31

41 - It's a baby blue ringed octopus:p

Jakaroo | 0

#2948358 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:01

it's a small/baby octopus on a thumb.

stepherly | 5

#2948419 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:12

A sexy 'ol octopus.

Jakaroo | 0

#2948461 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:16

Uhhh.....yeah,sexy.Not weird at all.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2948557 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:38

-133 Trust me when you see his full power, you'll think he is

yazmi_09 | 3

#2948625 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:51

I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopuses garden, in the shade

Jakaroo | 0

#2948706 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:06

Lmfao!

agaba | 0

#2948820 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:28

ZING!

futtbuck101 | 1

#2949411 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:49

well that's a shitty situ- oh wait..

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949475 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:11

FUDGALICIOUS!

iLoveBoobies21 | 0

#2950121 - Friday 22 July 2011 10:06

86- captain obvious strikes again!

jonmansheppard | 9

#2952331 - Friday 22 July 2011 06:04

You said it wrong. It's supposed to be Scared the piss out of her

BBGxBlondie | 6

#2953569 - Friday 22 July 2011 09:13

I rate your comment one thumb-up-with-a-tiny-octopus!!

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2953597 - Friday 22 July 2011 09:17

-319 Just shut up, I didn't say it wrong.

jw450 | 0

#2954804 - Saturday 23 July 2011 01:46

at least he didn't scare the sh*t outta you..

ImFrackinBored | 13

#2955103 - Saturday 23 July 2011 02:41

I'd be pissed...

amaxinglysexii | 0

#3858127 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 02:00

i dont kno how her boyfriend couldve scared her. insidious was hilarious. especially the end.

By pasiphae9 | 5

#2947762 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:26

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

alpaquette91 | 9

#2947776 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:27

no what a wet situation

NitroTonicsFML | 4

#2947778 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:27

No...just no.

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#2947786 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:27

Um..

Awesome_Guy2468 | 0

#2947824 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:32

she peed retard

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2947905 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:49

you missed it by a mile just don't try to reply.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2947921 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:52

-4 I heard flockz shit his pants again.

EspeonEve | 1

#2947964 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:00

It's actually a very pissy situation

ilikeapplejuice | 7

#2948199 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:37

everyone should just stop saying "shitty situation" altogether it's not funny anymore

stepherly | 5

#2948272 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:48

I think it's still hilarious.

alpaquette91 | 9

#2948321 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:56

I didn't, I said that's a wet situation ..

alpaquette91 | 9

#2948323 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:56

I didn't, I said that's a wet situation ..

ilikeapplejuice | 7

#2948376 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:04

110 - not you, i meant the commenter

alpaquette91 | 9

#2948599 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:47

my mistake :/

goaliemkl123 | 8

#2949150 - Friday 22 July 2011 06:40

96- you sir are wrong. it wasn't funny ever.

GTRspecV | 0

#2949246 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:10

39- only by about half an inch actually

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949499 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:16

how about we just agree that it could have been diarrhea?

knocking | 0

#2949506 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:18

It's bad enough that people waaayyy overuse that when the FML actually deals with shit. Using it on an FML that doesn't include shit in it just makes it ten times worse. There should be a ban on even using that phrase.

HowAreYouToday | 32

#2949571 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:36

Bravo, Mr. NoSenseOfHumor! Bravo!

NaranjaLime | 0

#2956940 - Saturday 23 July 2011 07:43

Don't you mean PISSY situation?

da_cookie_monsta | 1

#2957138 - Saturday 23 July 2011 08:09

Hey, ever think it wasn't supposed to be a pun? No? Didn't think so.

skinnybinnybitch | 0

#2983196 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 02:52

who cares what he says?

By marleybarley | 0

#2947766 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:26

haha nice

TheFamilyGuy | 0

#2948512 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:26

Atleast she can't say he's never made her wet before >_>

mynameis1339 | 0

#2948687 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:03

Yeah, Seems like OP had the door open while she was peeing

By null_fml | 11

#2947772 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:27

For what it's worth, I think he was right.

xXxXxMasonxXxXx | 7

#2952734 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:27

same xDDD she prolly left a trail of pee, if it had been a monster it woulda followed the trail and bitten her head :3

By KattAlex | 4

#2947780 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:27

I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.

SydneyG | 0

#2947934 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:54

^^^^ lmfao me too!!

giggity29 | 0

#2947947 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:57

i picture her running like docor zoidberg haha

Glitterhinoceros | 14

#2948000 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:05

Don't act like you wouldn't do the same.

howslife123 | 0

#2948059 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:17

I imagine her waddling with her pants around her ankles xD

redsoxgurl | 0

#2948476 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:19

haha sooo true. I'm adding this to my favorites for when I need a laugh haha

howslife123 | 0

#2949302 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:23

well punching the scary things Is for brave people, MY instinct is to drop into the fettle position and rock back and forth with my eyes closed

By jambrose73 | 0

#2947784 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:27

That is a scary movie that little bastard and his freaky ass song haunt me in my dreams.

yomommma | 6

#2947834 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:33

Loved It.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2947864 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:40

Really I thought it was a comedy about a kid going through puberty, seemed accurate.

kookookatchu | 0

#2947981 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:02

meeeeee too.... the singing in the window... the worst

lalala2589 | 0

#2948213 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:38

Lol, I watched this with my 10 year old brother and he was terrified. Being the terrific person I am, while he was asleep I went outside his room, played tip toe through the tulips and started dancing. His face was priceless(:

Aerious | 0

#2948349 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:00

The end gave me nightmares for days, I'm still scared of taking pictures of myself.

Aerious | 0

#2948354 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:00

The end gave me nightmares for days, I'm still scared of taking pictures of myself.

icyfire617 | 10

#2948368 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:03

98: that's so mean!! a 10 year old shouldnt've watched that movie.

pshep | 0

#2948406 - Friday 22 July 2011 04:09

the tip toe song lol

Bobissmall | 13

#2948918 - Friday 22 July 2011 05:48

My 13 y/o sister watched it and told me it wasn't scary so =/

lalala2589 | 0

#2949340 - Friday 22 July 2011 07:32

121: I 100% agree, but there's not much you can do about it when the annoying little shit won't leave your room because he wants to watch it so bad. His own fault, he's gotta learn sometime.