Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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Top comments
melonrind 8
Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!
Klefhomacked 11
Water waster.
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Comments (215)
lokw 2
Why was the door unlocked?
mariof13579 4
Because some doors don't have locks? Maybe that could be it? Just a theory,but I think it's a sound one.
obviousboy 8
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
melij99 5
Hope you didn't have a strained look on your face. Because that may haunt him forever.
dougiewhale 6
Cause that's the face he will picture when you guys have sex.
pryda30 2
It's completely natural just laugh it off, forget about the shower and spice things up in the bedroom instead ;)
mariof13579 4
Maybe if they laid off all that spice she would not have been in the bathroom in the first place.
senbonzakura90 3
Everybody poops there is even a book out
AtomicRebirth 11
There's also the less popular "Nobody Poops But You".
gracehi 33
"Yeah, well we're Catholic soooo..." "Oh, well then you want, 'You're a Wicked Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of the Back of You.'"
OceanBlueSea 12
Haha everyone poops. Why would he care?
westcoastkp 13
Because guys don't want to picture their girlfriend pooping
dathan 14
Oh my god. :') How low can you get? It's your ******* boyfriend, he's like the last person you should worry about with things like that. :/ How can you ever have a good and close relationship if you act like that wtf.
CptZoe 10
Wow.. You are so right. Next time I take a shit I am going to invite my man in to watch, so we can be good and strong in our relationship. Sometimes, not letting someone see you take a dump can be sexy too you know. Dunno I could be wrong, but give it a shot!
dathan 14
I never said she should let him watch. That's disgusting. Why didn't she just lock the door though and why was it necessary to turn on the shower. :/? Like he never takes a shit
alind13 2
Good thinking with the shower... Awkward moment :3
tkooker 6
I do that too lmao
mandy0902 3
Hahahahahaha fail!