Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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jwsmythe 0
I know this is already repeating everyone else, but... You were an asshole in school, and liked to torment people who weren't as big, strong, or cool as you. Your schoolmate was a nice person who didn't let your abuse in school keep him down, and he bettered himself. You haven't learned anything, and now your reunion has come around, and you realize, you're still an asshole. You can't even enjoy the fact that you have a girlfriend that at least likes you. Regardless if she's flipping burgers at McD, ringing up people at 7-11, or mopping up kids vomit at school, she's a person. A person is not defined by a job or title, they are defined by their actions. By lowering yourself to date a girl that works at 7-11, all you've proven is that you're still an asshole. So she works at 7-11. Next she'll work as a secretary. Then an office manager. Then be a department head. Don't worry, when she takes the first step up, the first thing she'll do is dump your ass, because you're still the asshole bully from high school. You'll still be doing ... well, whatever crappy job you do ... and hate life because it hasn't treated you fairly. Ya, FYL, but you've made it this way. Respect all people as people, and only judge them based on their actions, and you'll go a lot farther. Maybe YOU will get a better job, and she can go to college and you'll both be better people.
barty5858 0
karma doesn't suck, you suck. bullying is bad, mmk?
xNatsuki 0
YDI, I hope your girlfriend reads this and figures out it's you. Then dumps your ass.
Carnivaldead 0
Karma isn't a bitch it's just that you're a douchebag
red_basha 0
You are an asshole and don't even deserve your current girlfriend. Also, u should be ashamed of yourself for putting this on FML.com . I hope your girlfriend can see this so she can dump you.
idreamofpeace 0
That's what you get for picking on people. Sheesh. And what does it matter that your girlfriend works at the 7-11?!
i_laff_at_u 0
agree wit #7 and wat about u? wat do u do for a living. it doesnt matter wat she does -_- so dependent on her..
falleninlove21 0
you're a jacka** just for the fact that you think it's such a horrible thing that your gf works at 7-11....at least she has a job
SteelersGirl 0
Well you know what they say. Be nice to the nerds because, odds are, you'll probably work for one.
deathca13 0
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