Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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dol567 0
#4 - she may work at 7/11, but for all you know she's a generous/kind/intelligent individual. To the OP - did you not learn from a young age that popularity/nerdiness in high school switches later on? As Bill Gates said, "Don't pick on the nerds; you'll be working for one one day." Hope everything works out, though.
xiloveyoux3 0
#71, have you ever heard of the show "My Name is Earl" Well, it's about a guy named Earl, who decides how his life is really fckd up and believes it's because of Karma. So he makes a list of every person he did something bad to/hurt them in anyway, and each episode, he tries to find a way to fix his mistake or make it up to them. Get it now?
lovelyxo 0
#174- harsh much? layoff dude. OP- forget karma, you're a bitch
ithappenz 0
shows that nerds get it all in the real life. but thats still harsh.
Mr_Kennedy 4
I'd like to know why he would go to a high school reunion if he's married to supermodels. Oh wait...
ritalinboy 1
money is sexy: the only reason that Bill Gates is married
I_am_stupid_also 6
#151 - Or she can make a force field. But #143 wins the douche bag of day award: "If you aren't on like student council, a sports team, and an honors class you are a no body. ... I feel sorry for earlier times when being stupid & bitchy was a cool thing."
xtremelifter 0
everyone picks on the nerds til they see how successful they are.......always happens :P
greenfrog5 0
lol thats awesome
kandy_fml 0
This has nothing to do with karma or God. You're just a prick.