By mary - 09/08/2012 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML
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I bet that lighter is a bit agitating in your vag OP

How did you manage to confuse your tampax for a lighter?

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Almost corrected the fml on the spelling, but then I realized they're from the UK. On another note, that must have been awkward...

Lindahhxd 7

You can always open the tampon, stuff tobacco in it and light it to play it off.

Starred? That isn't a word. We say stared. We know Americans are lazy with spelling but we don't have stupid words in the uk.

Emma Marshall 19

Starred is a word.... just not in this context.

How did you manage to confuse your tampax for a lighter?

I'd think a cigar would be a slightly more obvious confusion, but you can't really bum a cigar from people.

It was probably a tampon without an applicator wrapped in plastic.

Naomimi_fml 6

15, only in Cuba

#15 you cannot 'bum' a tampon either, coz it would hurt lol haha *Sorry guys but its funny :D

Butt chugging dude! Happens all the time!

I bet that lighter is a bit agitating in your vag OP

JKr3slEMO 5

it's a bit agitating in her vag? well that's new

KiddNYC1O 20

Did the joke fly over your head? ^

JKr3slEMO 5

actually the joke did fly over my head when I first read it but now I got it and I take my stupidity back...shoo. Nothing to see here..

JKr3slEMO 5

now I'm not one for blonde jokes but this is a blonde moment for me..considering the fact that I am naturally blonde:/

Natural bluende

KiddNYC1O 20

Don't be so hard on yourself, #26. =]

My goodness, you're an arsehole 51.

51- you are an asshole. 26- dont listen to 51, he's jealous of your hair

I thought people were done with being scene kids..

I thought people were done with unintelligence.

And I thought people were done taking douchebag mirror pictures.

togahanavee 1

I thought Arnold's untucked shirt from Hey Arnold was a kilt.

It's not a kilt? I always just assumed it was

Oh you poor thing that's so embarrassing!!

Zoh_Aubrey 8

At least it wasn't used.

Because people keep used tampons in their handbags....

Zoh_Aubrey 8

On FML, I wouldnt be surprised.

"Tampax: for when mother nature attacks your slacks"

Could have been worse... It could have been a condom that she handed him instead.

Guys are much more comfortable dealing with condoms than they are with tampax...

I was talking about OP

10's point still stands.

JKr3slEMO 5

You confused a tampax to a lighter? I wonder what other objects you confused for another...

I hope she doesn't confuse a tazer for a razor... That could have a shocking ending.

artistvspoet16 6

How do I message you? I have so many questions about your hair!

Some guy? You didn't know him? If so, how did he know you had a lighter?

ruabadfishtoo 0

Well if OP is a smoker (assuming that) he most likely was also a smoker and knew she must have a lighter. I've seen my mom do it to total strangers.

StayClassyLassy 6

Exactly, smokers can tell other smokers apart from non-smokers.

icecreamdriveby 5

The cigarette in her hand was probably a dead giveaway.

Me and my friend were asked if we had a lighter and we are both slightly short 15 year olds

What a bloody awful mistake.

I see what you did there.

68 - I've seen some pretty bad duck faces, but THAT....... O.o

Well, tampons ARE flammable...

Is it really true that your cat shits living lizards?

That's exactly what I was thinking! (the flammable part, not the shitting lizards bit lol)

72, Maybe! I found this little guy in my cat's litter box when I was cleaning it. It makes you wonder though...What madness drove him in there???