Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML
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whirlednews
| 8
I bet that lighter is a bit agitating in your vag OP
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
How did you manage to confuse your tampax for a lighter?
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SgtStud
| 4
Almost corrected the fml on the spelling, but then I realized they're from the UK. On another note, that must have been awkward...
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Lindahhxd
| 7
You can always open the tampon, stuff tobacco in it and light it to play it off.
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Mauskau
| 35
Starred? That isn't a word. We say stared. We know Americans are lazy with spelling but we don't have stupid words in the uk.
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Emma Marshall
| 19
Starred is a word.... just not in this context.
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
How did you manage to confuse your tampax for a lighter?
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rattusrattus
| 18
I'd think a cigar would be a slightly more obvious confusion, but you can't really bum a cigar from people.
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DomDomxoxo
| 16
It was probably a tampon without an applicator wrapped in plastic.
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Naomimi_fml
| 6
15, only in Cuba
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capper44
| 18
#15 you cannot 'bum' a tampon either, coz it would hurt lol haha
*Sorry guys but its funny :D
*Sorry guys but its funny :D
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Nbackus9
| 4
Butt chugging dude! Happens all the time!
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whirlednews
| 8
I bet that lighter is a bit agitating in your vag OP
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JKr3slEMO
| 5
it's a bit agitating in her vag? well that's new
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Did the joke fly over your head? ^
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JKr3slEMO
| 5
actually the joke did fly over my head when I first read it but now I got it and I take my stupidity back...shoo. Nothing to see here..
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JKr3slEMO
| 5
now I'm not one for blonde jokes but this is a blonde moment for me..considering the fact that I am naturally blonde:/
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numbersystem
| 4
Natural bluende
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Don't be so hard on yourself, #26. =]
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Popcornography
| 8
My goodness, you're an arsehole 51.
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mckibben
| 7
51- you are an asshole. 26- dont listen to 51, he's jealous of your hair
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poppysoda
| 4
I thought people were done with being scene kids..
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ClaremoreZebra
| 8
I thought people were done with unintelligence.
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Skyblu10
| 10
And I thought people were done taking douchebag mirror pictures.
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togahanavee
| 1
I thought Arnold's untucked shirt from Hey Arnold was a kilt.
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lil_ham1644
| 29
It's not a kilt? I always just assumed it was
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your_ma
| 27
Oh you poor thing that's so embarrassing!!
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Zoh_Aubrey
| 8
At least it wasn't used.
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MURIKKA
| 11
Because people keep used tampons in their handbags....
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Zoh_Aubrey
| 8
On FML, I wouldnt be surprised.
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MURIKKA
| 11
"Tampax: for when mother nature attacks your slacks"
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TBelle4Ever
| 15
Could have been worse... It could have been a condom that she handed him instead.
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Sunkistlover718
| 21
Guys are much more comfortable dealing with condoms than they are with tampax...
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TBelle4Ever
| 15
I was talking about OP
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
10's point still stands.
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JKr3slEMO
| 5
You confused a tampax to a lighter? I wonder what other objects you confused for another...
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PizzaRollsss
| 5
I hope she doesn't confuse a tazer for a razor... That could have a shocking ending.
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artistvspoet16
| 6
How do I message you? I have so many questions about your hair!
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PurpleLightsaber
| 4
Some guy? You didn't know him? If so, how did he know you had a lighter?
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ruabadfishtoo
| 0
Well if OP is a smoker (assuming that) he most likely was also a smoker and knew she must have a lighter. I've seen my mom do it to total strangers.
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StayClassyLassy
| 6
Exactly, smokers can tell other smokers apart from non-smokers.
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icecreamdriveby
| 5
The cigarette in her hand was probably a dead giveaway.
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namyo
| 13
Me and my friend were asked if we had a lighter and we are both slightly short 15 year olds
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sarahlouise0506
| 10
What a bloody awful mistake.
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MrElephant
| 5
I see what you did there.
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TheMaster15
| 10
68 - I've seen some pretty bad duck faces, but THAT....... O.o
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gracehi
| 31
Well, tampons ARE flammable...
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PizzaRollsss
| 5
Is it really true that your cat shits living lizards?
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annie_nk
| 22
That's exactly what I was thinking! (the flammable part, not the shitting lizards bit lol)
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gracehi
| 31
72, Maybe! I found this little guy in my cat's litter box when I was cleaning it. It makes you wonder though...What madness drove him in there???