Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad...

By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 36 333

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 118

You deserved it 3 826

By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 622

You deserved it 289

Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 395

You deserved it 3 009

Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 598

You deserved it 249

Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 849

By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 679

You deserved it 42 600

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 980

You deserved it 4 732

By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 152

You deserved it 44 094

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 789

You deserved it 38 619

By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 972

You deserved it 1 231

24788 6

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

Haha, dude I can't stop laughing. I feel so bad for that guy, but that would be so funny to see.

Endymion_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:54

Yeah, **** YOUR life, not the guy's who crashed into a tree.

Comments

lieuwkill1 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

aah, but that's funny isn't it? That man just can't cycle :P Did he broke something :D:D (FIRST!)

Cambo9000 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:28

today some fagot yelled at me and I ran into a tree. FML

vegetariangirl 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 20:21

am i responding to you or adding my comment?...well ill soon find out ;)

pingpongpickle 8

Monday 7 June 2010 5:07

if you shouted "dad" , y would he turn around? but anyways that sucks, did you stop and help or just drive away lol.

lenkab123 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 6:18

he would turn around cuz mayb he thought it was HIS kid. this is more FHL rather than FML

bobnorris 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 17:52

you just found your real dad :)

24788 6

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

Haha, dude I can't stop laughing. I feel so bad for that guy, but that would be so funny to see.

zmiddz 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:51

Holy crap thats funny.

Cheatx 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:52

Why is your dad still riding a bike?

Endymion_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:54

Yeah, **** YOUR life, not the guy's who crashed into a tree.

Sweej 1

Monday 8 August 2011 18:18

I think OP said FML because he/she feels bad for 1. Yelling at a random stranger. & 2. For accidentally causing him to bike into a tree.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 18 May 2009 10:01

Poor guy. That'd be really funny to see though.

hustler123 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:07

hahaha that sucks owwwwiiiiieee!!!!!!!!!!!! but hey why is your life ****** he's the one that crashed then again your the one that caused that 2 happen oh well shout out sorry 2 him from a far distance and run!!

singer4life666 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:08

I'm sorry I have to do this: Today I was riding my bike,suddenly a girl on the sidewalk calls me.When I turned around to look I proceeded to crash into a tree.FML

pingpongpickle 8

Monday 7 June 2010 5:10

why do people always do this? ^^

stiles_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:20

ahhhhhhhhhhhh funny, i can just imagine that happening and u just walking off like nothing happened im still deciding though if this is an fml or not what happened after?