Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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Comments (662)
elmangy 0
hey! pick on me! i'll probably marry some hot celebrity or something. :D
paxromana 0
Hey, I don't know if your girlfriend is a really cool cat or what, but YOU, sir, are a complete douchebag who deserves every bit of this FML. Karma will always be the bigger bitch!
angeldo6695 0
nerds are cool!!!!!!!
we5leyz 4
hahahahaha, this is hilarious
KimDywell 0
I feel bad for your girlfriend. Stuck with a jerk like you...
madame_malfoy 4
you deserve it...loser...
zombiepeanut 0
#62 is right. You're a dick for not realizing that giving someone a hard time for no reason is wrong, for not appreciating your girlfriend, and for still thinking looks are whats important.
LostAndNotFound 0
go **** yourself! i work at 7-11 too. it doesn't make me a lesser being. i bet you he's unhappy with his marriage.
jambatwist03 0
Oh everyone stop your whining over the "jocks" in your lives. They'll grow up to be nothing? Tell that to: a.) The athletes getting paid MILLIONS a year professionally. b.) The people who got stellar opportunities because employers think very highly of athletes part of TEAM competition because that's a huge aspect of the business world. I have gotten so many opportunities over others even if my GPA is slightly lower than theirs because being part of a TEAM (yes, even ATHLETIC team) provides a lot of great REAL LIFE experience. Quit whining. You should be grateful that at least he realized it. A lot of nerds waste away their lives too, becoming too consumed with video games and such just as much as athletes can. Get over yourselves and your off sense of entitlement.
whatitdew 0
Stop being so bitter. Not every nerds ends up being Bill Gates, and not every jock ends up being a mall cop .