Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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lmftnod 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You deserve that you ******. maybe your gf is better in the sack?
ChickenAndRiceUK 0
YDI, karma will bite ppl like you in the ass and spit shit at you!
Stay_beautiful 0
ya, karma is a bitch. But just because hes married to a supermodel, doesn't mean he's happy. Just because your gf works at a 7-11, doesn't mean you love her any less, right? (if at all, that is). Supermodel-bitches come and go, but the girl next door will (more than likely) stay loyal forever.
ShortyBBangin 0
you deserve it...and you deserve it again for putting down your girlfriend.
daniellap 0
haha! you know...I was going to say " good for you for realizing you were an asshole" but you just talked about your girlfriend as though she is a pathetic loser. Even if does work at a crappy minimum wage job, how can you be in a relationship with her if you have no respect for her whatsoever? Looks like your still an asshole! I wonder what karma will give you in another 20 years!! hehe
Savant_fml 0
I guess you had your fun in high school and he's having his fun now, or he's lying and those supermodels are just the people he masturbates to
mcsnelly 5
thank you #148!! I do realize that there are people out there who are the "jocks who pick on nerds" stereotype, but I knew a LOT more people in high school who were jocks, but were also in a lot of other clubs and activities, were smart (not even just average, SMART), and were extremely nice! I was one of those people and, I agree, it's just as much stereotyping for the so-called "nerds" to hate the "jocks" as it is the other way around!
itypedformiles 0
While I do agree that you deserve it for being a jerk and referring to your girlfriend in such a disgusted way, chances are she cares about you a hell of a lot more than those supermodels care about him. But yeah, YDI for being an overall jerk.
caught22 0
sounds cliche and fake to me...
Amiii 0
YDI. Bullies aren't cool, and you got what you deserved. And you sound like a tool for even submitting this. =)